Schlongs

Here's a stereotypical joke about schlongs and ethnic groups:

A White guy was taking a pee by the urinal with an Asian on his right, and Jamaican on his left. The White guy took out his schlong displaying proudly a tattoo that say "HY" on it while he was peeing.

The Asian guy turned over, and asked: "What's HY?"

So the White guy said proudly, "It's for my wife."
He started stroking his schlong and soon, fully erected, it reads "HoneY".

Then the White guy noticed the Asian had a "HY" tattooed on his dick too, so he asked: "You got a HY too? What does it says?"

The Asian replied, "it's for my wife too," and shyly proceed to stroke it and but reads only "HeY".

Now, the Jamaican heared it all, "Guys look, I have a HY as well!", showing his black schlong proudly.

Straining their eyes to see the ink on the black skin, the 2 finally managed to spot the tattoo. Indeed there was also HY, so they asked: "It's for your wife too?"

Jamaican said, "No, it's for my country!" Stroking it to full length, it read: "Hello! Welcome to Jamaica! Enjoy your staY... (more to come) And have a nice daY".

So, since I'm 7 inches, I should read something between the White and Jamaican, maybe "Happy BirthdaY"? LOL