October 14, 2008

Back to "Tai Ke"

Just in case you people are wondering what I've been doing ever since my return to Taiwan...

Guess what? Busy reverting back to being a 台客.

Oh yeah, by the way, that's my cousin, 仕傑 on the bike behind me. We used to live and grew up together.

Though living in the same environment and getting along with each other very well, we became two opposites of the same coin.

He's the "good boy" of the family: well-educated, polite, short hair, decent sports; while I'm officially the "bad boy": hate school, foul-mouthed, long hair, tattoos, chain smoking, boxing, and more...

Anyway, he's getting married next spring. His girlfriend is a Korean whose name I have difficulties pronouncing. It sounds like "Shou Jing" or something, as far as I can recall. Oh yes, and I am going to be his best man.

The worst thing I've heard since my return, was my cousin's girlfriend, who is a Korean herself, says I look like a Korean! I don't freaking want to be a Korean as they are known for their minute penises :)

Is my family weird or what? Almost everyone is getting involved in interracial relationships...

Need not say further, you guys should know who was with me in Taiwan - My tyrant princess (or queen as she puts it).

The absolute tyrant, bully like Empress Dowagers, only a Portuguese version of course.

Anyway I my tyrant's family decided to visit me in my homeland. While they were here, we took a trip to the seaside. And yes we have way nicer beaches here in Taiwan as compared to the ones in Singapore.

Cheers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this psychological? you seem to look better in taiwan.. maybe it's the mood?

-matt

jason said...

you look like an ugly fuck