Here's a real conversation I had on MSN moments ago with one of my old neighbor in Singapore:
G: hI hows life
Me: pretty ok
G: where u now?
Me: at home, where else?
G: same meh
Me: nah, moved else where
G: tats y i ask where u mah
Me: back in taiwan
G: so where u stay
Me: taiwan!
G: i mean sg
Me: i told you i've moved back to taiwan!!
G: i mean where u r located in sg now
Me: ok you're totally not getting it, I said i've moved back to taiwan!
G: i tot u r in sg now
Me: why do you think i'm in sg?
G: ur blog says so
Me: my blog says i'm in taiwan
G: no
Me: dude, read it properly, it says “my return TO taiwan”, not “from taiwan”
G: oic
G: u stay TW whIch part?
Me: zhong he area in taipei
G: central ah
Me: t's not IN the city itself
Me: it's like toa payoh in sg, very near to the city, in fact just on the outskirt
G: ic gd mah..how long to reach city?
Me: 15-20 mins provided no jam
G: tats fast.. is near taipei or tai zhong
Me: tai zhong is hours away from taipei, what are you talking about, my friend?
G: cos u r saying taipei at 1st\
Me: taipei is the state i live in, my exact area is zhong he, it's an area in taipei
G: tai zhong is noT a state huh
Me: tai zhong is ANOTHER state
Me:which part of my conversation says tai zhong?
G: i tot u stay tai zhong nvm is zhong he. oic so u just need 15mins to reach taipei city?
G: oic so u just need 15mins to reach taipei city?
Me: something like that
G: ic gd huh stay at capital
Me: yeah it's good... no gst, erp, etc...
G: but ur outskirt so near to city y didn't develop
Me: the outskirt of the city isn't a farm, what do you mean by “undeveloped”, dumbo?
G: taiwanese liKe hot spring rite
Me: hot spring? that you'll need to go to 北投, it's inside taipei too, but it's a mountainous area
G: oic, so what u doin there? woRkin?
Me: i am taiwanese... isn't it odd to be asking why is a taiwanese back in his homeland?
G: what they do? no need to wOrk
G: ?
Me: my friend, i think you are from another planet...
Me: i am a taiwanese.. you mean i can't return to live in my own country?
G: i noe u stay at a heavenly place.. but what r u doin there except living there? no need to wOrk
Me: of coz i work for a living...
G: Ya what sort u Workin as
Me: i'm a road sweeper
G: sweeper agency ?
Me: no, just a lowly little sweeper who starts work at 5 in the morning and finishes at 5 pm after sweeping the entire stretch of highway
G: ic maybe u too free nuttin to do liao
G: so next can come ur place to stay when vacation?
G: since u so free we can go party there
Me: no thanks, i'm a busy little underpaid road sweeper. And my house is so small i can't even fit a a dog inside.
10 comments:
get a hair cut you idiot. Real fighters don't have freaken fringes to obstruct their view. Numb nuts.
PS: Your style sucks. You shuffle like a granny when you kick. Get a clue.
My hair doesn't obstruct my vision, I'm used to it. If you think yours obstructs your vision, feel free to cut it. I leave mine in any style I want.
Regarding the kick part, you have a right to comment, it's your freedom and I give you enough respect as an individual to exercise your right on opinion.
So don't call me a "numb nuts", whatever that means anyway.
Oh and one more thing. Nice fancy kicks that makes you go "wow" works only in the movies..
In real life, the fancy thing don't work... What works are the ugly ones.
I'm not saying I'm the best, because even in my own opinion, I am still far from that.. That's why I'm still training to improve myself.
So if you are all so great and mighty, please, go win a wold championship.
Cheers.
what world championship am I supposed to win? I'm an arm chair critic and not claiming to be a fighter or anything.
Which world championship did you win? Dancing with the stars? It sounds offensive but the truth is your punches look very slow and wide to me so easy to defend against and even if they got through they look sorta weak arm punches. Anyways why even bother to block, a short uppercut counter from the lead stance would catch you every time from my observation.
Your kicks are telegraphed partly because your distance and footwork is off, which is what I mean when I say you shuffle, it would be hard to get hit clean by you if you just keep your eyes open. You kick off the rear leg too much as well. It's just too easy to defend against. You supposed to kick primarily off your front leg since it's much harder to defend against and if you have legitimate power then front leg can easily do the trick and hurt your opponent. You are not a terrible fighter. You got some basic techniques and you clearly trying hard so good for you. I'm sure you can beat up some poor victim outside. But you not really competition level from what you have posted. Hope you don't hurt yourself trying to prove what you are not. On a brighter side you certainly have good writing skills. Well done. Keep up the good work.
Hi,
Thank you for your comments, comments like that help me to look back on issues I might have overlook and hence provide valuable information for me to improve myself on.
Like I said, I am still far from the best, that's why I'm training. I have never considered myself an expert, only a humble guy who is always improving myself in all areas of life which I have interest in.
Well yeah I've been to fights locally, and also overseas, won some, lost some, and got plenty of injuries, but I have no regrets. At least I've lived.
As for my strength and speed, they are honestly fine in real life... Maybe with the lousy cellphone camera, visuals looked a bit off.. Either way, I do have a lot of flaws in techniques, in a way or another, just like most people out there.
Reason I sometimes flim down my trainings throughout the years is because that is the only way I can see myself and spot my own stupid errors.
Regards to kicking with front leg, I use my front primarily for push kicks, as a previously torn groin (inner tigh) muscles have affected my flexibility now. Roundhouse with the front leg doesn't seem to work that well for me like it should due to muscle scarring, that's why I chose to stick to push kicks and other mid/low kicks. As for rear leg, I have no problems using any kicks for now.
As for getting hit in the face, my friend, no worries.. I can absorb more punishment than I look.
One more thing, I can disagree with anything but I got to agree with you, distancing is my weakest point.
All the best to you too. From time to time when I post up new vidz, do drop by and give me some comments for me to work on. Cheers.
Anyway, just for your information, that vid was almost 4 years ago...
Good to see you have a sense of humor. Not all people appreciate my sense of jokes. The 3 legged tortoise comment is me too btw. As for the numb nuts thing I don't know what it means either but I heard it used on the radio and it sounded good to use.
Good luck with your stuff. You should keep blogging btw, regardless of my assessment of your fighting skills, your enthusiasm and your clear talent in writing about your experiences are certainly big plus points that more than compensate.
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