October 2, 2009

Why I Want To Conquer The World

As many of my friends have already know, my life ambition is to conquer the world.

Now, many great men in history have tried. Many failed, but some succeed in conquering a huge portion of what was the known world. Eventually, all empires fall, mainly due to the imperfect leadership such as tyranny, extravagance, or pursue of selfish ambitions.

The reason I want to conquer the world is not because of selfish goals, but to destroy this sin-filled shit hole, and rebuild it into a righteous and just society with good morals.

Modern twisted theories have replaced what we know as morals. The rich and beautiful are praised instead of the righteous and just while the poor are mocked instead of the sinful.

With a new global empire, many problems can be solved:-

  1. Economic crisis - under 1 global currency, there will be no currency fluctuation and crashes.
  2. Starvation - there will be no starvation since the amount of food in the world is sufficient for everyone. With the whole world under 1 government, food can be distributed evenly on a global scale.
  3. Poverty - with all resources under the control of 1 same government, inflation can be controlled and there will be sufficient social safety scheme since money is no longer a problem. The gap between the rich and poor will be reasonable.
  4. Political instability - I am lord, enough said. However, as a good leader, I will swear upon my grandfather's grave to exercise democracy to the max. Every single person will be given the right to come forth to me to speak up about their problems or grudges and I will see to it that the right actions are taken to try our best to solve them.
  5. Justice system - one universal law system, no criminals will get away from the loopholes in the law.
  6. War - Since there is only 1 government, there will be no "nations", and while the central government controls everything, there will be no rise of warlords.
  7. Medical - With all resources at my disposal, I will provide all humans of the best medical care.
  8. Moral values - Supervising all media and education, I will ensure that the right morals are passed to the next generation instead of drugs, sex, violence and materialism.
  9. Disaster relief - one planet, one government, no nations. If Southeast Asia is suffering from some serious natural disaster, I will immediately evacuate the people and relocate them to Europe.
  10. Freedom of the people - as said, one global planets mean citizens are free to travel without visas. Allowing them to visit places they couldn't go before due to immigration rules.
I could go on and on for days and nights going into details of many other reasons, but I think the above will be enough for now.

Some many think I am crazy, but the truth is, the world will never truly unite through any means, since everyone wants to play boss. Unless of course, 1 person conquered it all without contest.

When I have conquered the world, I vow to be a just, righteous and selfless leader, who would be ready to serve my people and not the other way around.

I will be a leader, and yet also a servant. Each and every citizen will be equal and have full humans rights and welfare yet to be seen by the world.

So world, behold, I am Christof, the man who will one day conquer the world and rebuild it into a righteous utopia.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do me a HUGE favor, conquer Singapore first hoh?

kick LKY & his familee out for good.

tank-kue

Anonymous said...

Firstly, you cannot be "lord" and exercise democracy to the max. Try doing your homework. I can't be bothered to read the rest, but again, a global currency will not work. Please do your homework before putting forth ideas that put you on cloud nine but are not realistic and won't work.

Christof said...

Why can't I be lord and exercise democracy to the max? I choose to rule with love and democracy with the people's interest in top priority.

In my society, the ruler should be a servant to the people, not the other way round.

Stop using the phrase "do your homework". The only reason you think my ideas cannot work, is because it has never been done before and hence, your limited of what can work and cannot work, is only determined by what you know or have seen/learned.

The only reason many great ideas fail, are because of people like you, who believes that dreams are nothing more than fantasy.

Let me tell you, all reality are built on dreams, and as long as we have a passion for life and social improvement, we will dream. With that, we will work towards making our dreams reality.

You are nothing but a mere mortal shell with no passion for righteousness, spreading only negativity. I don't need you to be "bothered" to read what I have to say, just wait, and the next time you see me. I will be the man who conquered the world.

Anonymous said...

The world is imperfect and you are foolish to say that you want to conquer the world? so can you be immortal first? don't be arrogant you will die first before you can rule the world.

Anonymous said...

however,I still like your thinking.exactly like mine but mine is world extermination not your world domination.Since all the people in this world can't be united why don't I just end this humanity.so none of the people will suffer.

Anonymous said...

anyway,can you stop publish your so called ambition on the blog.it made me feel antagonized and uneasy. forget about conquering the world.Lead your life properly and earnestly.

Anonymous said...

pls update ur blog

Lazarus said...

interesting how you say the poor are mocked instead of the sinful. back in the middle ages the poor and the homeless weren't ridiculed or mocked, they were described as 'unfortunate'. someone who just wasn't blessed enough to be born into wealth. now that same kind of person will probably be called a 'loser', and there's a huge difference between the 2 don't you think?

it's funny how everyone strives for a meritocracy when we all know people at the top who don't deserve to be there, and vice versa. not everyone gets what they deserve. I personally believe karma exists, but it's in bad need of a GPS of some sort.

as someone who has his own dreams of becoming a successful musician, I can only wish you good luck in yours whether it's realistic or not. you might be interested in the zeitgeist movement, and you can check it out at http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/index.php?Itemid=50

and a quote from it's main page:

"As we realize that knowledge and hence our institutions are always evolving, we see that any belief system which claims to "know" anything, without allowing for dispute, is a failed perspective. Religion, with its foundation in faith, is the king of this distortion, as it claims to know something definitively about the most complex and elusive origins of human kind, and this simply is not possible in an emergent universe.
That being said, it is then realized that equally as dangerous as the Establishment Power Structures, are the people who have been conditioned to completely accept the static understandings put forth by these systems... therefore becoming: "Self Appointed Guardians of the Status Quo". This applies to every system, especially political, financial and religious systems. Since people's identities become associated with the doctrines of a Country, Religion or Business ethic, it often becomes very difficult for a person to change, for his or her identity has become combined with the ideologies which have been imposed upon them.

Therefore, they perpetuate the doctrine of the institution, simply to maintain their personal integrity, as they see it.

We must break this cycle, for it paralyzes our growth not only as individuals, but as a society."

Christof said...

Anonymous Oct8 3.37: I probably would, but it doesn't stop me from trying.

Anonymous Oct8 3.43: Are you trying to become the contra mundus?

Anonymous Oct8 3.47: Lead my life properly and earnestly? I am sincere in conquering this world and rebuilding it into a righteous place. Everyone has thought of this question "what is the meaning of life?" I have found my answer. I am born to change the world. I am not an advocate of violence or terrorism, but sadly, the world does not change for the better willingly as the people at the top wants to establish selfish gains. Hence I have no choice but to conquer, then rebuild. Forgive me.

Lazarus : Yes that's a huge difference. That's why I am saying the world is screwed and corrupted, and needs someone firm, strong, righteous and merciful to conquer it then rebuild.

Anonymous said...

when u urslf is corrupt n a fucker. dont thought of changin the world at all. who do u tink u are? just a small figure in sg..

Christof said...

Alexandra, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, who wasn't born an individual and small figure?

I have saved lives and carried out acts of righteousness. But all these insignificant deeds are nothing as compared to what some great men had achieved.

I may not be perfect, but I am righteous. And I would rule with selflessness and righteousness. There shall be no extravagance palaces or material luxury, until every single person on earth, is well off and all problems are solved.

That is my promise.

Anonymous said...

but how do you know you are righteous? it is your own inference or others opinion? the world is screwed and corrupt? what makes you think that the world is screwed? and may i asked are you are conquering the world as a christian or just a person. but how can you change the world,care to share?

Anonymous said...

so never mind. let me tell you my thoughts. smart people always control and rule the stupid people. people who are stupid can be easily tricked in the smart people trap. in this society, people only recognized you if you are intelligent. but intelligent people does not mean they would always make the right decision.this is why the problem now is that the clever people can lead you to their trap. meritocracy,education.all of this is to separate the people who are smart and stupid. so the majority of the public would think that only smart people can make good decision and benefit the people. this is where the problem lies.even now, we are in the hands of the smart people. if you don't follow their policy,you will suffered. so can you defy them and do what you wish. can you defeat all the smart people.you can dream about it and try even for a million them to conquer the world. but do you think that you can make the people to be liberated from poverty. you said you have saved lives but how many can you save. if i said that disaster had killed thousands of people, how can save them. you said the people at the top wants to establish selfish gains but who can be not selfish? you? would you not want benefit? if i assume you are a people at the top,can you not establish selfish gains. it is impossible. thus, humans have greed,lust,gluttony and other more. you didn't commit any one of the seven sins? all you said is just words. words mean nothing to me. i don't see a change in this world, it means that you promise had not be fulfill. so please keep your promise earnestly.and since you had made the promise, you jolly well do it or else i don't see you as anything, just a person who say big words. anyway i am the same person in 3:43 you should take my advice seriously in the previous comment.

Christof said...

Anonymous Oct14 1:59 - I know I am righteous because I am not trying to seek for person glory, for material gains, or for the women. What I seek is a righteous world. I have suffered in my life. And I know how it the problems people are facing when the country builds its greater agenda at the cost of the people's general life.

Where people have to slog off twice to make ends meet, when people become silkworms of worm keepers, without getting the kind of returns, freedom or space to express their individuality they deserved.

I do not need the world to praise me, nor do I mind if they forget me after my conquest.

But I want to change the world for the better before my time is up.

Humans are sick creatures that will only unite in times of crisis against a common foe. And I will be that man.


Anonymous Oct14 2:22 - I have sinned before heaven and before humanity. Everybody has. I am no saint, like everyone else.

But I am not tempted by what the the world has to offer. My conquest is not about women, money or power. It is about righteousness. It is about the set the world right.

I am not a saint to tell you what's right and wrong. But look at the points I have said in my post, solving which point I mentioned doesn't make it righteous?

I am doing all I can right now, to conquer slowly. It's either I succeed, or I die trying.

Anonymous said...

you have suffered in your life? okay,can you tell me more precisely of your 'conquer' plan? set the world right? it is only your own thinking, what make you seem so sure the world can be better if rule by you.anyway you have not answer one of my questions: are you conquering the world as a christian or just a person. you mentioned that you have sinned before,care to share?

Anonymous said...

Disaster relief - one planet, one government, no nations. If Southeast Asia is suffering from some serious natural disaster, I will immediately evacuate the people and relocate them to Europe. are you sure or only bluffing?

Anonymous said...

Moral values - Supervising all media and education, I will ensure that the right morals are passed to the next generation instead of drugs, sex, violence and materialism. so did you watch stomp website before? they all have sex,violence and materialism. especially teenagers. can you stop it?

Christof said...

Sorry it's not an excellent time to share on my life history. It's not that interesting. I am an ordinary man with an extraordinary ambition. So to succeed with this extraordinary goal, I cannot allow myself to be ordinary.

I am conquering the world as a person. I am a Christian, but I respect others enough not to enforce my religion on them. Despite the teaching of my religion, I am not gonna go around telling people that they are going to hell if they don't believe in my God. As long as they are good people that's enough.

If I conquer the world and have the power, of coz I will allocate all the required resources and relocate people ASAP. What good is a planet without its people? The people are my top priority.

Sex, violence, materialism exist due to the culture of the world. Sex and violence are primal instincts, but people can be taught the beauty of self control. Materialism is praised in the media. I plan to make everyone equal in a classless society. If the right education and social priorities are taught on a global basis, it will take 1 or 2 generations, but all these negative ideas will become pages in history books.

ryuuki™ said...

I know that you are sincere in re-building the world, but shouldn't we let God do it? I'm a christian myself, and I believe that there are too many imperfections in us to be able to rule the whole world. So many have fallen.

Take the example of David. He was a righteous leader until he met Bethshelba.

Christof said...

Yes as a Christian, we should have faith in God. But if you look at the bible, what does it says? When God is finally so pissed, He'll just destroy the world.

I want to save humanity before that happens.

Anonymous said...

I have decided what to do now

Anonymous said...

So, how has your progress been since you posted? Other than post your own half naked photos you still seem relatively unheard..And I'm assuming you'd try to 'conquer' the world peacefully, with no blododshed and pain, and so let's see how you'll even attain that sort of soverignty as the sole leader of the world just by your "aspiration of a righteous world". You don't have to conquer the world to make it righteous, no righteous person ever did that. Stop giving yourself too much credit for your "admirable and righteous" aspirations..

Christof said...

Haven't been blogging much due to many commitments on hand.

Conquering the world, is an extraordinary ambition and inhuman feat. What sort of progress do you expect to see in a matter of weeks?

You are right, no righteous person or in fact, no person ever successfully conquered the world, not even half of it.

I am only human, I don't have an endless supply of gold to purchase a titanic army, neither do I have any superpowers to bash the world into submission other than the determination and indomitable spirit of never giving up.

But because I have an extraordinary goal, I cannot allow myself to be ordinary. And with faith, and determination. I will either succeed one day, or die trying.

Laugh and curse all you want people. Because at the end of my life, I will smile and close my eyes with a clear conscience saying "I have tried my best, all in the name of righteousness."

Anonymous said...

like I said, don't give yourself so much credit for having admirable ambitions. Firstly, many people around the world promote their warped ideologies and beliefs thinking they are righteous. What makes your standard of righteousness so palatable to all peoples in the world? Much as I see it, you're trying too hard to appear extraordinary to others, so they exalt you. Some suggestions here since you don't have an army. Will you then go on a salt march and fast like Ghandi? Perhaps... like Aquino, fervently campaigning for righteousness? Or like Aung San Suu Kyi, condemned to house arrest for a large part of her life. They never wanted to be righteous, all they wanted was justice and prosperity for their people. And they could sacrifice their lives because of their love. You talk about the world, do you love the world? Seems more like you hate so much of it. So how much can you sacrifice for all the people you hate?

You can yearn for righteousness to influence the world. But it's different to proclaim yourself to be righteous and then influence the world. You're not being noble, you're pretending to be all-knowing.

So let's rephrase. Since conquering the world does not match with being righteous. Let's say you'll try to influence the world to have hope for some semblence of righteousness in daily living. So start small, do it in your daily life. Don't exalt yourself and your lofty ideas and publicize to the world. The more you do it.. the more you sound communist and radical. And who knows, the ISD may come knocking on your door.. good luck

Christof said...

I appreciate your precious time taken in replying to the incorrigible me. I'm sorry, but I cannot be swayed by your words because I know what I wanted to do.

Yes many people do not talk about righteousness, and end up being the anti-heroes. But that is not me. I talk about righteousness and am inspired to be the hero, not one whose random act became a great feat, but rather one who moves with the idea of achieving it from the very start.

I am angry with the world, but I do not hate the world. Anger and wrath are 2 very different things.

For example, if a person hurt you. Being angry with him simply means that you are upset with him or by his acts. Yet if he is willing to change, you can still love him and accept him back.

But wrath is an entirely different thing. It is about anger that turns to hatred. About you wanting to destroy this person who has hurt you.

Anger leads to changes and revolution, but wrath breeds hatred and destruction.

Though I am not a communist, I must admit, communism, to an extend was a great idea to create a classless society where everyone is equal. However, it is the people who exercised those power that went the wrong way and decided to twist things to their own advantages.

Communism wasn't evil, the people were.

Anonymous said...

what have u done in trying to conquer the world? what can u do?

Anonymous said...

hope isd will u up

slackerz-world said...

"I will swear upon my grandfather's grave to exercise democracy to the max. Every single person will be given the right to come forth to me to speak up about their problems or grudges and I will see to it that the right actions are taken to try our best to solve them."


that's exactly the problem isn't it? You are going to make decisions for everyone & that is where the danger lies in. What if you deem is right is not the best solution?
That's what has been happening in our history- People trying to change & control other people's mindset.

Glad that you tried putting into words where others dare not to.



-Sara-

Anonymous said...

go rebulit ur mother chee bye 1st

Anonymous said...

i think its great to have ideals, but i think its a bit not so realistic. Maybe unless u already have a great plan out already. So all the best to u conquering the world.