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SCA Avatar

2009-12-21T01:13:00.003+08:00

Have you watched Avatar yet?

It's an amazing movie, I must say... Most importantly, one of my teammate, being tall, lean, and with that haircut of his, he looks just like Tsu'Tey.

Cheers, Herman.

Pagan Christmas

2009-12-17T09:49:00.007+08:00

Now, many Christians celebrate Christmas blindly without knowing the truth. Little do they know, Jesus was not born in December.

From the biblical description, it is most likely that his birth occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. The bible also records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night, this would be ridiculous to have happened during a cold Judean winter.

So why do we celebrate Christmas on December 25th?

In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.

The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking, this is also where the tradition of the Mummers was born. The Mummers were groups of costumed singers and dancers who traveled from house to house entertaining their neighbors. (Doesn't this sound like caroling?)

The pagans of northern Europe celebrated their own winter solstice, known as Yule, in honor of Mithras. It was customary to light a candle to encourage the sun to reappear next year.

Huge Yule logs were burned in honor of the sun. The word Yule itself means “wheel,” and the wheel is a pagan symbol for the sun. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual. Hollyberries were thought to be a food of the gods.

The tree is the one symbol that unites almost all the northern European winter solstices. Live evergreen trees were often brought into homes during the harsh winters as a reminder to inhabitants that soon their crops would grow again. The Druids used the tree as a religious symbol, holding their sacred ceremonies while surrounding and worshiping huge trees.

In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The conversion went a bit easier, since their feasts were not be taken away.

But what does the bible say about Christmas?

Jeremiah 10:2-4: "Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not."

I urge fellow Christians around the world to open their eyes and not follow blindly...

PS. I have nothing against the celebration of Christmas as a modern culture, but it is definitely NOT a religious festival.

Condoms

2009-11-23T11:17:00.003+08:00

Do you know why condoms comes in packages of 3, 6 and 12?

Here's why...

6 for college kids, whereby they're young, energetic, hot-blooded and fuck like 6 times per week, almost daily.

3 for working adults like my age, whereby we have many other things in life/work to commit our time and energy to, we usually get time off to shag like 2 to 3 times weekly.

12 for married couples, whereby they probably are sick of each other and having to take care of their kids, getting sex maybe once per month.

Law

2009-11-22T23:57:00.006+08:00

Ever since the first presence of civilization, laws were erected to control the people.

A lot of people may not realize this, but there are actually two types of law.

One is 'laws of moral' that are meant to be kept at all cost (eg laws against murder, robbery, rape, violence, harming of others). Another is 'laws of selfishness' erected to best protect the interest of the authorities while pushing the people around (eg high taxes, no freedom of speech, political imprisonment).

A lot of people tend to associate a law-abiding person as a 'good' person. But truthfully, being morally right has nothing to do with abiding to certain 'selfish laws'. Let's take the virtue "justice" for instance.

Justice and law are 2 very different thing. Justice is about doing the right thing, while law is simply a set of rules established by an authority, no matter being just or not.

Most of the time, people do not break the law because of the fear to suffer the consequences. It's not as if they genuinely want to be good people, but rather, do not want to risk getting caught and facing the music.

What I personally feel is that when the law is unfair or wrong, it should be challenged and pulled down at all cost, even at one's own life. But likewise, if the law is just and righteous, then it must be kept and protected.

So What's Wrong?

2009-11-16T10:38:00.006+08:00

Zhang Yuan Yuan, 28, China PRC citizen, studied in Singapore for 5 years and landed a good paying job in a MNC. Subsequently, she obtained the status of Permanent Resident (PR) in Singapore.

Out of the the love of her homeland, she returned to China and participated in the women's militia contingent for China's 60th National Day Parade. When interviewed on why she decided to serve in this physically demanding parade, she expressed her love for her country.

When the news decided to flash her Singapore PR ID, she soon became the became the new target of anger for some Singaporeans.

A huge number of Singaporeans are fanatically angry at her, for being a Singapore PR and yes loving China.

Now, this is what I'm wondering: A Singapore PR, is a citizen of a foreign country who possess the right to reside in Singapore permanently. So what can't an individual who's residing in Singapore be loyal and love his/her own country? Just because living in Singapore, does not mean one needs to be loyal to this country.

I was a PR as well, and trust me, as a PR, we are not given a lot of privileges the locals get such as education subsidies, ERS, GST subsidy, etc.. But when it comes to shitty commitments like CPF and NS, we are expected to do the same!

People love to say "if you don't like it here, go back to your country", "at least we are better" or something along that line. Well it may be funny to brush off a foreigner by these impolite statements, but are we really addressing to the social problem here?

Xenophobia breeds misunderstanding. Misunderstandings breeds discrimination and discrimination in turn, breeds hatred.

As usual, we see a display of hypocritical patriotism. If you really love your country, please be concerned of politics and fight for democracy, fight for the social welfare of people, fight for positive social changes, instead of only being concerned with your own mundane lives.

Plateau Stage, I Feel Like Shit...

2009-11-15T21:40:00.005+08:00

Training was a nightmare today... My cardio is not up to my trainer's expectations... Got gassed-out and dropped to my knees 3 times but managed to somehow forced myself up. Towards the end, I was practically seeing light...

Here's my routine for today.

Each set is 3 minutes with 1 min interval in between

Warm up.
Roadworks.
3 sets of sprinting on the spot with knees raised up to waist level and hands guarding the face.
3 sets of dashing 50 push ups per 20 meters, and followed by 50 sit ups with medicine ball hitting the abs.
3 sets of squats with weights.
3 sets of punching with dumbbells.
3 sets of freestyle reaction padworks.
3 sets of full strength punch combination on heavy bag. (gassed out on 3rd set)
3 sets of full strength kick combination on heavy bag. (gassed out on 2nd set)
3 sets of full strength punch + kick combination on heavy bag. (gassed out on 2nd set + seeing "light" on 3rd set)
Sparring training. (got my ass kicked)
Warm down.

I have been doing my road works, but it seems like my stamina is reaching a plateau stage whereby I don't see significant improvement.

Anyone more senior or experienced in ring sports, kindly advise...

November Rain

2009-11-13T01:30:00.006+08:00

Nothing philosophical to share these days as my body tires out and my mind trapped in a whirlpool of thoughts regarding my upcoming fight...

Raindrops are falling on my head. I am stressed, fatigued and anxious - Not for the possibly injuries or losing the fight (since I've experienced losses and that anything can happen in sports), but for the fear that I may not surpass the wall I have set for myself.

Now, here's the differences between a warrior and a brute:

A brute is strong when it comes to the body, but if he is disadvantaged, overpowered or defeated, his spirit falls apart and finds excuses to consoles himself of his failure.

A warrior on the other hand, is strong in both the body and spirit. He will never give up even when pitted against the most powerful adversaries. Either he wins with a bang, or put up a hell of a fight and go down with a bang too. Then rebounce, retrain, and return.

Here a small and humble information to share for those who are interested in competitive sports. In order to be eligible to represent a specific country in most international sporting events, you must meet ONE (not all) of the following criteria:

Have a citizenship of the intended country.
Have a residential right of the intended country (eg Green Card for US, PR for Singapore, ARC for Taiwan R.O.C.)
Living in the intended country for the past 24 months, AND have not represented another country for the past 36 months.
Either one of your parents originated from the intended country.

I know for sure I'm gonna hit someone and I'm gonna get hit. So what's new? I just have to train harder, and harder, and harder...

If one cannot come to terms with such, then it's probably safer to play chess.

High School Losers

2009-10-20T09:06:00.012+08:00

Many enjoyed high school - the fun, the booze, the girls, skipping school and bullying that pathetic kid who was branded an outcast, a loser. These so-called "high school losers" actually often grow up to become more successful people than many will ever be.

Now, so who are the popular ones in school? The hardworking? The righteous? The thinker? No, it's usually the guys who are perceived as "fun" - spending more time making out with girls, pushing others around and those who don't think about life.

Personally, I was an outcast. And in a way, I still am.

High school was a nightmare for me. With my unimpressive height of 5'7, I was constantly being picked on. Because I spent more time thinking about bigger issues in life rather than fun, I was branded a nerd (though my academic results said otherwise). In fact, I had no interest in what the most youngsters would perceive as having fun. I'm a non-alcoholic, I'm not interested in partying at clubs, I don't know what the hell is so interesting about impressing the girls and most of all, I was like a caveman living in the wrong era who knew shit about what was "in" the teenage scene.

I was challenged to fights for no reason other than me being a kickboxer by alpha male wannabes who wished to prove themselves. Perhaps they had no other ways to prove to be better men, than dashing our their raw strength. And when they were not winning, guess what, their band of brothers will seem to appear from nowhere and jump on you. Inferior complex due to inadequate penile size, I tell you.

Well, but what happens to these "losers" when they grow up? What usually follow are career, nice personality and iron-will achieved from all these years of hardship. Look around you, remember that pathetic little kid who was bullied in school? Where is he now? And then that Mr. popular alpha male?

So young ones, listen up! I know high school sucks, I've been there myself. But trust me, when you get over it, it's gonna be a whole lot better.

Ungrateful Kids

2009-10-19T09:32:00.008+08:00

I am horribly disturbed by the spawning of ungrateful kids these day.

Everything their parents tell them, seems wrong as compared to the stupid modern twisted theories their peers circulate.

Parents, being the one who feed, clothe and brought about the existence of these kids are not getting their rightful respect.

While I don't deny that there are parents who failed their duties and do not deserve respect, most parents slog off at work to provide and make ends meet.

Yes, sometimes they get unreasonable, and sometimes they get over-demanding. But hey, they are humans after all. So when we're free to admit that we are flawed ourselves, is it fair to them for being expected to be perfect?

Thanks to the Western media, Asian kids today long to move out on their own. They talk about freedom and independence, but guess what? When they are hungry, there's always the key to daddy's house.

Many Asian girls love moving into their boyfriend's place (well actually, boyfriend's parent's place). Truth to be known, it is never an Asian culture for unmarried couples to be staying together. I might have lived in the West, and I might have dated White girls, but I still retain decent moral sensibilities of my heritage.

If you think I am living under my parents' roof, then you're wrong. I own the damn place and my folks are living under MY roof. Not because it's an obligation, but rather, for the respect that they're old and I believe they would prefer living with their son than being sent to the old folks home.

Who in the world would love you regardless how many time you've hurt them? Who is the world would forgive you no matter how grave your mistakes? Who in the world would feed you even when you are not giving them a single penny? That's right, your folks! And they deserve better.

Now young people listen up, if you're dating someone who doesn't respect their folks, that is probably the amount of respect you will get when you marry him/her. And in turn, that is probably also the amount of respect your kids will give you in future.

God said "Honor your parents", Christof says "do it or I'll beat the fuck outta you..."

Sensitive Topics

2009-10-16T09:55:00.008+08:00

Open discussions of politics, morality, religions and racial issues are often considered taboo of most polite societies.

I believe no topic should fall under a "sensitive" category. In fact, I don't even agree with the usage of the word "sensitive" in this context.

Discrimination exists due to the lack of understanding. Discrimination continues to exist due to the unwillingness to be understood.

If we just want to play nice and avoid confrontations by not opening up on discussion of these so-called "sensitive" topics, how do we actually get a chance to understand the viewpoint of others?

Avoiding is not being sensitive, it is not even sensible. How do we empathize if we do not understand? And how do we understand if we do not communicate, share and learn from one another?

While we try to be politically correct and "sensitive", we are actually softly allowing discrimination to continue.

On a lighter note, there are always pics like this to entertain us:

P.S. I am a Christian, not an atheist who mocks at religious people.

Shit

2009-10-15T11:10:00.003+08:00

Now, we've seen quite enough of blogs with nice food.

It's not that I don't enjoy food. I love eating, and I'm a HUGE eater. But this time, I wanna talk about food, after they have been eaten and digested.

To put it in a more direct and blunt way, yes I'm gonna talk about shit. Here are some different types of shit:-
Type 1 & 2 = Constipation
Type 3,4,5 = Healthy shit (literally)
Type 6 & 7 = Diarrhea

Enough said. So get shitting.

A Fighter's Body & Fats

2009-10-12T23:08:00.008+08:00

Muhammad Ali, one of the best fighters ever born. Many alpha male wannabes would love to imagine that he's really muscular since in the animal kingdom, it's usually the bigger males who are at the top. Sorry to burst your bubble by breaking the ugly truth, but Ali wasn't muscular.

A lot of people asked me, "if you're a fighter, why aren't you big like those dudes in the gym?" Now this dude over here looks really strong and cool.

He'll probably impress a lot of girls more than I ever will. And likewise, he'll probably intimidate a lot of guys more than I ever will too. But if I were to be looking something like him, I would probably die in my next fight.

The truth is, fighters really don't need a lot of muscles. We don't put on useless bulky muscles coz it'll only add to the amount of weight we have to "carry".

Body builders lift to get big and look good, we fighters train to have effective explosive strength, speed, stamina, fighting techniques and sadistic pain tolerance.

Getting ripped has nothing to do with fighting. In fact, fighters experience an add-on layer of fats around our abdominal area.

Body fat is very actually very crucial in this sport.

First, a fighter's routine includes cardio, weights, technique and sparring. Any cardio exercise that runs to 45 minutes up burns not only fat, but muscles too.

Second, we need fats to sustain the intensity of our activity. 3 minutes in the ring, is more tiring than running 2 miles. And over time, our body, being very smart will adapt to our activity and naturally store fats around our abs to ensure our supply of energy.

Third, fat absorbs the impact delivered by an opponent. Our body eventually evolve to protect our muscles by storing fats as we all know that the body fat comes first before muscle tissues in terms of layers.

Lastly, we would probably be more concerned about spending our limited time improving our punches, kicks, stamina instead of building additional useless bulky muscles to carry with us into the ring when our next fight is only shortly away.

Most fighters spot clear mid-section fat storage:
Cung Le
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović
Wanderlei Silva

Here are some pics of myself and 2 other teammates, who obviously have "fighter's fats":-
Myself
Hansen
Teng

Unscientific Scientists

2009-10-11T15:02:00.007+08:00

When scientists debunk paranormal activities, their first statement is usually, “there is no scientific proof of the existence of ghosts.” This is wrong. There is scientific proof. Science taught us things happen all the time, beyond what we know and what we can see

Science is about discovery. Just because we are unable to explain something at this point of time by our current level of science doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The current level of science 500 years ago taught people that the earth is flat, and that the whole universe revolves around our little planet.

Anyone who thought otherwise or challenged this theory were marked as "superstitious", "illogical" and branded outcasts of the scientific community. Today, we know that those "current" science of that time was totally wrong, we even laugh at their ignorance back then.

Centuries ago, flying sounded ridiculous, and sending a man into outer space was even more outrageous. But today, we've done it all.

Science is an evolution of faith. In order to make new discoveries, we got to first have faith. Then will we strive to achieve discovery. Scientists who debunk any miracles or unexplainable events/beliefs due to "no scientific proof" are the least scientific people.

As said, science is about discovery and having an open mind. Those who have shut their minds due to "no scientific explanations" are just stuck in their make-believe time warp assuming that the current level of science is science at its highest level.

500 years from now, science will perhaps be able to prove the existence of God, ghosts, and worlds beyond our own. The future people, will probably look back and laugh at our ignorance, just like how we laughed at ancient scientists who said the earth was flat

Why I Want To Conquer The World

2009-10-02T12:04:00.006+08:00

As many of my friends have already know, my life ambition is to conquer the world.

Now, many great men in history have tried. Many failed, but some succeed in conquering a huge portion of what was the known world. Eventually, all empires fall, mainly due to the imperfect leadership such as tyranny, extravagance, or pursue of selfish ambitions.

The reason I want to conquer the world is not because of selfish goals, but to destroy this sin-filled shit hole, and rebuild it into a righteous and just society with good morals.

Modern twisted theories have replaced what we know as morals. The rich and beautiful are praised instead of the righteous and just while the poor are mocked instead of the sinful.

With a new global empire, many problems can be solved:-

Economic crisis - under 1 global currency, there will be no currency fluctuation and crashes.
Starvation - there will be no starvation since the amount of food in the world is sufficient for everyone. With the whole world under 1 government, food can be distributed evenly on a global scale.
Poverty - with all resources under the control of 1 same government, inflation can be controlled and there will be sufficient social safety scheme since money is no longer a problem. The gap between the rich and poor will be reasonable.
Political instability - I am lord, enough said. However, as a good leader, I will swear upon my grandfather's grave to exercise democracy to the max. Every single person will be given the right to come forth to me to speak up about their problems or grudges and I will see to it that the right actions are taken to try our best to solve them.
Justice system - one universal law system, no criminals will get away from the loopholes in the law.
War - Since there is only 1 government, there will be no "nations", and while the central government controls everything, there will be no rise of warlords.
Medical - With all resources at my disposal, I will provide all humans of the best medical care.
Moral values - Supervising all media and education, I will ensure that the right morals are passed to the next generation instead of drugs, sex, violence and materialism.
Disaster relief - one planet, one government, no nations. If Southeast Asia is suffering from some serious natural disaster, I will immediately evacuate the people and relocate them to Europe.
Freedom of the people - as said, one global planets mean citizens are free to travel without visas. Allowing them to visit places they couldn't go before due to immigration rules.

I could go on and on for days and nights going into details of many other reasons, but I think the above will be enough for now.

Some many think I am crazy, but the truth is, the world will never truly unite through any means, since everyone wants to play boss. Unless of course, 1 person conquered it all without contest.

When I have conquered the world, I vow to be a just, righteous and selfless leader, who would be ready to serve my people and not the other way around.

I will be a leader, and yet also a servant. Each and every citizen will be equal and have full humans rights and welfare yet to be seen by the world.

So world, behold, I am Christof, the man who will one day conquer the world and rebuild it into a righteous utopia.

Durian Mooncake

2009-09-27T23:32:00.003+08:00

As the Chinese Mid-Autumn festival approaches, it's not uncommon to see the sales of mooncakes picking up in Chinese inhabited places.

Since young, I've always hate mooncakes due to the lotus paste they have inside. I don't particularly dislike lotus paste, but mooncakes just contain too much of them. The thought of having my taste bud being overwhelmed by the sheer sweetness, and my throat filled with the sheer gluey thickness, oh God, it makes me feel like I am swallowing cum.

And modern mooncakes got a whole lot more innovative with lots of flavors to choose from. Common ones include yam, green tea, orange and durian. However they are literally only flavored lotus paste. Hence I decided to stay away from mooncakes altogether for a very long time.

Recently, I found this particular brand of durian mooncake, that is truly amazing. Anyway despite being a Taiwanese, I actually kinda like durians. The content of this mooncake is NOT flavored lotus paste, but literally, REAL durian meat!

Not very amazing packaging.

So nice I finished 3 before I even thought of the camera.

Beautifully decorated "skin".

One bite and I feel like I'm back to my teenager years when I first fell in love... LOL

Official National Anthem of Taiwan ROC 臺灣中華民國國歌

2009-09-19T10:29:00.003+08:00

This is the official national anthem of Taiwan ROC, which I cannot agree more.

Official lyrics:-
三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。

Translation:-
Three Principles of the People,
The fundamental of our party.
With this, we establish the Republic;
With this, we advance into a state of total peace.
Lead on, warriors;
Be the vanguard for the people.
Without resting day or night;
Following the Principles.
Swear to be diligent; swear to be courageous.
To be trustworthy; to be loyal.
With one heart and one virtue,
We carry through until the very end.

Stand proud, my country. Stand proud, Taiwan ROC, stand proud.

Taiwan's National Anthem

2009-09-18T02:17:00.003+08:00

I saw some idiots trying to argue about Taiwan's national anthem and flag on youtube.

Here is what I have to say to these people. I will write these in my own language as the contents are meant for those idiots from my country:

臺灣的國歌是“三民主義”絕對不是[台灣翠青]!民進黨和綠營就愛搞些怪東西。

國民黨執政，把臺灣推向亞洲四小龍，經濟繁榮。搞個民進黨執政8年，經濟衰退，政府官員貪污汎濫。本省人還不分是非，挺阿扁、搞分裂。

我也贊成臺灣獨立，但國歌必須是原有的“三民主義”，而國旗也是“清天白日滿地紅”，由國民黨來執政。

Fighter's Knuckles

2009-09-07T19:32:00.005+08:00

Now many think being a fighter is fun, exciting and glorious... I tell you, it's none of the above. It's about blood, sweat, tears, pain and dealing with your life in a way many others wouldn't have to.

Let's take a look at my interesting schedule for these years:-

Monday - Training
Tuesday - Training
Wednesday - Training
Thursday - Training
Friday - Training
Saturday - Rest
Sunday - Training

Nice schedule? With a minimum of 5000 punches every training, despite having professional handwraps and gloves, this is still, without fail, the end result after every training:-

I can hardly take anything out of my pocket without feeling a wonderful sting. And this ain't a one time thing... It's constant, as long as you're still training and living to fight another day.

Nice life...

Parking for Idiots

2009-09-04T02:07:00.006+08:00

When you see a poorly parked car, it's either the drive simply don't know how to park, or simply doesn't care.

What ever the reason, I think these folks really need a lesson on public consideration and/or basic parking.

Some folks parked too outwards, obstructing the road ahead.

Some too inwards and "eats" up the space of the lot behind them.

Some parked a little too much to the left.

And some rather too much to the right.

But nobody beats this guy who parked right in the middle of two parking lots!
So much so that other folks had to leave greeting notes on his windscreen wiper.
They are all idiots, period.

English for Snobs

2009-08-30T04:53:00.006+08:00

I simply cannot understand why Singaporeans are god damn proud of being able to speak English. They often mock at those of other nationalities for not being able to speak English well.

I mean, every country has its common language for communication, the Brazilians don't brag about being able to speak Portuguese, the Mauritians don't brag about speaking French, neither do the Mexicans brag about speaking Spanish. It just happen so that English is the common language used in Singapore, so what's the big deal about being able to speak English?

Truth to be known, Singapore is made up by various Asian ethnic groups and English is NOT an Asian language to begin with. So theoretically, English isn't YOUR language, but rather, a language adopted/chosen for common communication amongst different ethnicities.

I can totally understand if you're proud for being proficient in 3 or 4 languages, but if you're being a snob just because you speak English, I'm sorry but I guess you must be stuck in some colonial time warp whereby the colonial master, aka the British are "superior".

So speaking the language of the colonial master makes you feel a little more superior than your fellow ethnic brothers?

I tell you my friends, if that's what superiority is based on, the British, are about as superior as the hair on my anus...

Cheers.

Your Pastor is a Whore

2009-08-27T00:23:00.005+08:00

I'm a proud Christian, but I do not agree with how Christians preach about our religion in modern times.

It's all associated with money and human agendas, such that one single denomination will tell you they are right while the others are wrong.

Jesus said "give your money to the poor and follow Me..." So why are the churches keeping all the money instead of giving?

I am absolutely disgusted by churches having state of the art facilities. A church is a house of God, and you honor God by doing good, not by decorating a human construction like a 6 star hotel, or maybe even a royal palace. These desires make you less spiritual and more material, which is NOT the basis of any religion.

Many priests and pastors who practice charismatic and prosperity gospel, said that Jesus rode a donkey, which in His day, is a BIG thing, pretty much the equivalent of an expensive car of today, hence it is ok for religious leaders to drive expensive cars since the Lord himself did it. The difference is, Jesus did not make/persuade anyone to donate their hard earned silver coins to buy him a donkey.

Plus, if they really want to follow exactly what Jesus did, do NOT be selective! Why are they just choosing to mention only the "luxuries" Jesus had and arguing that it's ok for them to do so too since Jesus did it?

Well they are missing out the point that Jesus got crucified on the cross and died for humanity! Any priests or pastors willing to be crucified on the cross and die for me?

I am not saint, but truth to be known, if my death can save/change the world, or at least a person, I will gladly step onto my cross and offer my life...

Honey Money

2009-08-21T16:52:00.005+08:00

Ever seen a pretty young girl, married to a rich bald old man?

This is a twisted era, whereby the worth of a man is judge by the size of his wallet and that the poor are mocked instead of the sinful.

Someone once told me that girls should choose to marry a rich man whom she can live with, rather than a poor man whom she cannot live without. This kind of thought scares me. They say you ain't gonna get any honey without money, so what's the big surprise?

Now this is what I'm wonder, and this is what I'm asking - Why do a huge portion of women choose to marry a rich man, rather than aiming to become capable and successful by their own effort?
Since the introduction of "girl power" by the Spices Girls, every female around you began having opinions about everything all of a sudden. To top it off, they advocate sexual equality claiming that they are as capable as men and blah blah blah...

These women, are absolute hypocrites, their "equality" is a lie! They want to have equal rights, equal opportunities, equal respect, but superior treatment from their husbands and the society.

I strongly agree on sexual equality, but I mean EQUALITY, not superiority.

Money causes lot of argument in marriage or relationship. The usual quarrel involves either of the following 2 scenarios:-
1- Man tries to save money and woman calls him stingy, saying that he values money over her.
2- Man spends too much money and woman scolds him for not knowing how to control his finances.

I don't know how this all began but men are always expected to be the one who's paying the bills, yet So whatever it is, it seems that we males are at the losing end when it comes to the financial battle in relationships.

Good Deeds & Dignity

2009-08-09T04:03:00.003+08:00

Apart from my usual evil and somewhat sadistic behaviors, I actually did 2 good deeds today! Let's see...

First I helped a man pushed his car which went dead on him to jump start it.

Next I stopped a man who was going to beat up his girlfriend for whatever reason he may have.

Whatever it is, a man should never hit a woman. And I am horribly disgusted to see people on the road ignoring the whole commotion. Maybe they didn't want to get into trouble? Or perhaps they simply didn't care coz it wasn't their damn business?

Such acts defile my eyes and it is the dignity, as a man, as a fellow human to stop unrighteousness.

Dignity is unlike food and water. Without them, you can't survive. But you can live without dignity. As for me, I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.

Someday I will change the world...

Underwear No More

2009-08-02T22:16:00.007+08:00

After decades of seeing superheroes wearing their underwear on the outside, comic artists have finally realized that it looks too gross.

Wolverine and his blue underwear on his signature yellow outfit.
A much more pleasant-looking outfit of today.
Batman, who doesn't love the dark knight?
Got milk?

Except for one guy...

The man of steel himself still stands proud in blue spandex, red cape, boots and of course, underwear.

Now this is what I'm asking, and this is what I'm wondering - why did superheroes wear their underwear on the outside?

After years of contemplation, I still haven't figure it out entirely...

Maybe, just maybe, that's what makes them extraordinary...

Good Bye Home :(

2009-07-27T23:19:00.007+08:00

Ok, for now, let's say bye by to my long time home in Taipei.

My folks have decided to sell it to make a significant profit from the currently high property value, then change to a smaller house since I am presently not staying in Taiwan.

As for now, they are half way across the globe, crashing here at my apartment till they buy a new place back home. I got a feeling they're gonna take a while considering that they are real choosy folks.

Anyway, my Taiwan home has been on advertisements and magazine a couple of times due to our interior design:

Exterior of the condominium.
My hall (living room).
The first picture is the dining room, second is my parent's room and the third one is my room. Missing from the pictures are the guest room, kitchen, restrooms, balcony, hallway and storeroom.

If you have google earth, this is how my place looks like from satellite view.

Good bye home, I am going to miss you... And all the memories spent there growing up...

Well at least we get to make the money... LOL!

Weekend Outing

2009-07-27T02:56:00.007+08:00

Wow, after months of spending my weekends doing nothing but training and sleeping, I finally had an outing!

Let's see...

1. Visited toy museum;
2. Had dinner at this really expensive Japanese Restaurant;
3. Took a walk by the river;
4. Visited a wine shop for first time in my life (I'm non-alcoholic);
5. Sang at KTV;
6. Gone to a carwash;
7. You probably don't wanna know... :P

Ok enough said, here are the pictures.

What really bothered me were some vintage posters at the toy museum

I've always suspected the orientation of our dark knight. And Robin the Boy Wonder, really makes me wonder...

Who said Japanese were the ones who came up with Hentai? Let me tell you, America came up with that shit even earlier! LOL

Now for the most disturbing pic of the night:

Damn Ronald Cheng... Damn him... LOL

Trees Will Destroy Singapore

2009-06-29T23:10:00.011+08:00

I'm sure Singapore is proud of being a garden city. Unknowing to the authorities, trees actually causes more destruction than help to this little state country.

They planted millions of trees across the whole nation, in the name of beautifying the country, providing shade and so-called "cooling" the environment. Little do they know, their little plan failed miserable, only to bring out more harm than help.

Let's first talk about the beautification aspect. When foreigners, especially those from the west come to a country like Singapore, they would be amazed with how developed you are, not how much trees you have. If they are interested in nature and plants, they would have gone to Cambodia or Indonesia. In many Westerners' opinions, the east has always been a more.... rural place... Where most countries are not as well-developed. So instead of showing off how developed and advanced Singapore is, you guys get high sticking to the stereotype of a jungle?

Then we talked about temperature... JB, Malaysia has must lesser trees as compared to Singapore. I personally do not see a significant difference in how hot I feel when I am in JB and Singapore. Seriously, ask any sane persons, they will tell you, JB has the same temperature and humidity as Singapore. Does the government seriously think that by planting a few pathetic trees in this little island of theirs, they can change the entire climate of the region? Fat hope...

Now as for providing shade... It works in a way, but who stays outdoors anyway at 12 noon? Singapore is a small country with the 2nd highest population density in the world. There are buildings everywhere.... If you have some trees in the parks for shade and beauty purposes, that's excellent. But keep them IN the park!

Now why do I say trees bring more harm than help in Singapore?

1. Trees may fall and hurt someone, or damage someone's hard-earned property.

2. And even if fallen trees do not hit anything, they can become obstruction of the traffic, hence causing jams and potential accidents.

3. Trees bring about birds, and birds do shit. Do you want your car to be covered in bird shit when you need to go meet an important business associate?

4. And even if you aren't too concerned about beauty and image purposes, bird shit brings about potential health hazards!

5. Leaves, branches, seeds, fruits and other bio-substances from trees messes up the urban environment. They can be a real pain when they land on your car, or worse, on your head... Though they are not chemicals and hence not deadly, they are considered "trash" and hence need to cleared off the streets.

6. Singapore has a shortage of water supply. She even have to buy water from her big neighbor Malaysia! Instead of building more canals and water catchment areas, having millions more trees which also consume water (hence competing with people) seems like a REALLY "bright" idea.

Ok now, all these problems can be solved by road sweepers and maintences, but can you imagine the amount of manpower, time, effort and money to put into all these?

For God's sake, use the money to set up a social security net for the poor and needy instead of spending tons of money each year trying to import, plant and maintain the damn trees! Allocate your manpower to do more constructive things than to sweep leaves and remove botanical debris!

It's good to have a small quantity of trees in the city, for larger quantity, please leave them in the parks. For big ass quantity, leave them in the damn forest!

White Racism History

2009-06-22T00:42:00.004+08:00

After weeks of intensive working and training, I decided to spend this weekend at home. During my free time, I thought about some issues including the history of racism.

Everywhere I looked, it seems like wherever they go, White people leave a bloody trail of racism throughout history. Colonization during the 19th and 20th century landed White people on more than half of the globe. There, they deemed themselves superior and disadvantaged all other races.

Major events of racism in history includes the Unequal Treaties, the Holocaust, the African salve trade, the Apartheid, so tell me, which of these aren't fueled by the Whites?

I don't want to go further into details because that will awaken the forgotten hatred amongst many, whatever that happened, let's pray that history will not repeat itself.

God bless.

St. Judas Iscariot

2009-06-08T23:34:00.007+08:00

Now I'm sure everyone who has some Christianity knowledge knows who Judas Iscariot was - the man who betrayed Christ for 30 pieces of silver, the price of a slave.

His name taken out from the ranks of the Apostles, forever cursed by Christians to be the greatest sinner of all time and hence, losing his halo in Christian arts forever.

In Divine Comedy, one of the best literature work by Dante, Judas was being administered the most horrifying torture of the three prominent traitors portrayed - his head in the mouth of Lucifer, and his back being forever skinned by the claws, with his blood mixed with Lucifer's tears in the most sickening perverted fashion.

But was Judas all evil? The Resurrection required the Crucifixion, and the Crucifixion required the Betrayal, he took a bad rap for playing the part God sets for him. So one disciple who "betrayed" Christ got to become the sinner while the others who watch the Master die and played saints?

Remember Peter? Who cursed and swear and denied he knew Jesus when the Master was in captivity and set for execution? He became the first pope... And what about the other apostles who knew about their Master's execution yet sat around and did nothing...

If you look into the bible, Judas was portrayed more and more evil with each Gospels. Luke never met Jesus or Judas, and the bible is filled with filtration and alteration caused by human agenda than divine intervention.

Judas was the trusted treasurer of the group who held his office with dignity. Why didn't he run away with all the money but instead sell Christ out for ONLY 30 silvers? If he has followed Christ, he would have genuinely believe He was the Son of God. Who is the right mind would betray a divine being for money when he knows the result is eternal damnation?!

All these bullshits are made up by human's political agendas.

Another possibility is through the discovery of The Gospel of Judas. Blind Christian scholars argued that the earliest copy found was 30 years after Christ's death and hence it was not accurate. Yes that's the earliest printed copy found, but does that mean it was wasn't written earlier? And fuck it, they didn't even found printed copies of the other Gospels as "young" as 30 years after Christ!

This Gospel portrays Jesus in a way which the other Gospels didn't. A cheerful Master who laughs a lot while other Gospels seem to portray him as a rather serious person. It also states Judas as Jesus' beloved disciple, and was asked to "betray" Him to fulfill the prophecy and hence the Crucifixion. On top of that, Judas was also somewhat ostracized by the other apostles, perhaps because he was the only one who wasn't a Galilean or perhaps because he understood Jesus' teaching more.

To me, I feel that is the Son of God walks amongst us, I do believe He will be a cheerful figure, who teaches with love and laughs with us. Not like the "I am God and all so serious" attitude.

I don't know if Judas did really commit suicide, but if he did, then it's either he couldn't take the pain of losing his Master, or he didn't have enough time to repent and shine like Peter.

I am horribly sick of the Catholic Church telling people what is right and what is wrong. God made man with a conscience, that's where the essences of divinity came from. Should we look into our hearts and feel God from within, to be inspired by His Holy Spirit to do good? Or should we blindly listen to the pope, a man elected by men (not God) and kiss his "holy" ring and do his bidding?

Did Peter, Matthew, or Mark turned to people for inspiration? Or did they looked within and received divine inspiration?

Just like all other Apostles, Judas deserved his rightful place as a saint. So give the man his rightful halo!

Fun Pics

2009-05-04T00:09:00.005+08:00

Ok, I know this is stupid, but I can't help posting these fun pics created using PhotoFunia.

Damn good site, I tell you.

Someday... Someday...

Fold or Crush?

2009-04-19T23:23:00.004+08:00

Now let's do something lighthearted after contemplating on how to change the world for the past few days.

After shitting, all or at least most of us would find ourselves using toilet paper to do the necessary cleaning up for hygienic purposes.

So when you grab the toilet roll, so you fold or crush it before wiping your ass?

- Folder

- Crusher

In China

2009-04-18T21:43:00.014+08:00

Ok guys, a little update... I'm in Nanning, China to close a HUGE business deal. With me, is of coure my dear colleague, Steven.

This is the first time in my life I've stepped foot in panda nation. And I must admit, I don't exactly fancy the people here... They're motivated by bribery, and they consume alcohol like water during business meetings. As a nonalcoholic person, I had to force those China wine down my throat...

The gap between the rich and poor areas within the same city is ridiculously big. The rich dine in fancy restaurants and while the poor are hardly able to fill their stomach with anything decent.

I know this is the order of society that happens everywhere on earth, but seeing this in person brings any socially concerned individual to a whole new level of contemplation.

Rich side of the city.
Nice suite I'm staying in with a complimentary PC.
The restaurant even gave us a complimentary private function room for dinner. And yes that's Steven.
Slum alley.
Slum marketplace.
Slum overview.

Truly, it is saddening to have to see people living in this environment... Though it hurts me, I wanted to see more. So Steven and I decided to walk the streets of the locals to see their lifestyle. Walking down this slum ally lead us to an unexpected discovery -

A place translated as "Lake Village", where the residents built into a stretch of low end bars and cafes for the not-so-rich dwellers.

Back in the hotel, I decided to do some camwhoring since Tati had asked me to take some pics of myself in suit and send her:

Even in an expensive hotel, traces of English errors can be found everywhere.

Thank you Tati, for encouraging me in this business deal, and taking me serious when I talked about my life ambition, when others only laugh it off saying I must be crazy to have those dreams.

Seeing the slums during this trip has indeed made my life long goal even stronger than before, and that ambition is - I want to change the world.

Fuck this Driver

2009-04-11T15:25:00.008+08:00

What a Saturday surprise to go to my car only to find it being hit by some unknown mother fucker.

I parked well within the parking space allocated, but still some mofo doesn't know how to drive/park. Thanks to him/her hitting and running, my pocket had to suffer.

For that, I curse his/her whole family. May they die violent mortal deaths and that their souls rot in hell. Amen.

I am such a saint, I know.

Fuck Asian Pedos, I Prefer Thick Girls!

2009-03-29T19:49:00.014+08:00

I bet if I were to talk about Japanese girls, tons of guys would drool just thinking about those young, sweet and tender pussy. Surprisingly, I have totally no interest in Japanese girls. In fact, I am horribly disturbed by the taste of many Asian men.

I realized a lot of Asian men are closet pedophiles. They may not actually unleash their penises upon school girls, but their taste in how adult women dress up to look "small" are in fact evidences of their inner demons.

Here, we see Japanese girls walking the front line of fashion (or so they thought), constantly evolving into something too complicated for regular folks to comprehend.

Overdone makeups, unnatural colors, mismatch clothing from different time era, and to top it off, lion's mane hairdos.

And when some really want to stand out of the crowd, they turned Gothic Lolita or perhaps even the J-rock style. These kind of dressing, in my opinion are absolute trash of fashion, pretty much like how much a rapper can contribute to the financial world.

I doubt anyone will take you seriously, if you were to turn up for functions in those outfit. Yes it represents youth, originality or perhaps even the courage to be *different*, but I'm sorry, it's just not sexually attractive. Not to me at least.

Even if you strip them down to underwear, these little skinny Asian girls will look like this :

I know the human mind is complicated, but I seriously cannot understand how any men, can find these specimens of immaturity sexually attractive. Unless, you are a pedo of coz.

Don't ask me why but I have a HUGE weakness for thick girls. A thick girl is a girl who is average or slightly above average size. However she is NOT fat. She is solid. She does not have excess fats but is not skinny either. A note that thick girls usually come with big boobs and ass (I am such an ass person). Here are some examples of what a thick girl is:

These are REAL women, I tell you my friend... Bones are for dogs, meat is for men. Are you man enough to handle a thick girl? I sure am... *drools*

My Bread is Blacker than Yours

2009-03-26T02:37:00.006+08:00

Hmm... Would you eat a piece of bread that's black in color? Well I did, twice actually...

I remember when Tati made the Russian black bread with caviar as breakfast for me, I kept thinking how can bread be black? (well despite the name it's brown actually).

Russian or Taiwanese, our food is not so different after all... I just realized Taiwan has a "black bread" which is blacker than the black bread.

Bamboo charcoal is becoming quite a huge trend in Japan, Korea and Taiwan. Uses of bamboo charcoal includes but not limited to: cooking, deodorizing, water purification, food products and even clothing! Yes it was Taiwan's nanotechnology which bonded bamboo charcoal with silver to produce a very good textile.

Ok so I was strolling by this Taiwanese bakery by the name of Lavender, and saw this weird-looking bread. I couldn't help but read its introduction beside, and there it was - bamboo charcoal bread from Taiwan. Mind you, the pics aren't in black and white, the bread really is *that* black!

First bite was quite a delighted surprise for something that looked so unappertizing! Tomorrow I shall take my revenge, to force my country's BLACK bread down a Russian's throat...

I will show her my country's bread is blacker than hers... LOL...

Tati - I am evil :p

DomiBatrix

2009-03-25T12:54:00.005+08:00

Contributed by Tati: This is how a lot of men perceive their women in various situation.

3 friends, all women - 1 is in a secret affair, 1 is going to get married soon, and another is married for 10 years.

They decided to surprise their men to spice up their relationship, so they headed down to an adult novelty costume shop and purchased a leather suit, heel boots, gloves and a mask to play dominatrix with their men. Then they went back respectively and met up 1 week later to discuss their experience.

The first woman was the one in a secret affair, she said, "I put on the costume and entered the office of my man. He didn't say a single word, but we had sex like 5 times in a row!"

The next one was the one who is gonna get married soon, "I put the costume and went to my boyfriend's place, when he saw me, his mouth was wide-opened and he kept saying I was so sexy, so beautiful and his fantasy came true. We had sex like 3 times after that."

Lastly, the woman who's married for a long time said "I droned the costume, walked into the room, and my husband asked 'So, what's for dinner, Batman?'...."

White Out

2009-03-21T14:22:00.006+08:00

Can anyone tell me why the hell are Asian characters turning "white"?

I'm horribly pissed off with the attempt to "whitewash" everything Asian... First Chun Li, and now Goku, so who's next?

Now I am not a racist, but I am really sick of this "whitening" trend.

There are plenty of Asians who speak English, and even if there aren't any in the world, dubbing is always possible too.

Are these the exact kind of people who were against Beyonce playing Wonder Woman?

When did we ever see an Asian Batman, or an Indian Superman?

Hail Taiwan

2009-02-23T01:14:00.007+08:00

Chinese listen up: you are NOT superior to us Taiwanese! I fucking hate it when people have to refer to China as the "big brother" while Taiwan being the "little neighbor".

Stop fucking oppressing us by bribing the world with commercial benefits and aiming your arsenal of missiles at us. You can reign over Hong Kong and Macau, but Taiwan isn't and will not become a part of your communism agenda to take over the world. Your oppressive actions only prove that you are a savage country and race!

We were in the UN before you goons even understood the word "freedom". We represented the whole of the Chinese people until you guys forcefully took that right from us when you decided to emerge from your shithole communism. And even so, your country is still not exactly truly free.

Take a look yourself!

I've highlighted the Taiwan flag, but where is China's flag? So you guys were still stuck in some self-containment for your so-called "righteous" and "just" reasons?

I totally felt like puking when Singapore announced their "one-China" stand. No wonder you guys attracted so many PRC hookers into your country. Oh wait, then again we Taiwanese don't want *that* job!

Shoot Lynzee

2009-02-21T20:11:00.004+08:00

Remember the "golddiggers" pic I posted in my previous entry? Well, I don't know why but today, I'm in a mood to talk about them.

You know, this is a twisted era where moral values are being replaced by twisted modern "values", and I'm sure I've said it before. The worth of a man is usually determined by his bank account, not the person.

3 years ago Lynzee wrote the article "College really isn't necessary (for females)" for her school's newsletter stating that men should work while women can just sit back and suck on their partners' money.

Looks like her education failed her...

Wonder if she has grown more matured 3 years later...

I seriously doubt she has...

Who's Cheating?

2009-02-14T13:05:00.009+08:00

Sometimes (or rather a lot of times) I think that the world is a pretty screwed up place. In the clubs, guys buy girls drinks to strike a conversation and stuff. But what's really going on in their heads? Well seeing the world from a negative point of view, I think this is an era where good people are rare while assholes are all around.

A lot of guys try to impress girls by buying them drinks and showing off their cars, while a lot of girls knows that guys want them and that's why they try to squeeze every cent out of men. I ain't saying everyone's like that, but the reality is that this seems to be the mindset of many.

Which girls dare to proclaim that they have never made their boyfriends foot their shopping bills or bring them to some expensive restaurant?

The truth is, men try to impress the ladies with their money, in hope of getting the pussy, while women knows that they have the pussy, use it to their advantage to get the guys' money. So are men trying to use money to get the pussy, or are women using the pussy to get the money? Sometimes men succeed in getting lucky, while other times women succeed in not getting laid.

So who's cheating who? Or maybe everyone's cheating one another? These questions are so confusing that they make me sick.

My philosophical thoughts would probably turn the ladies off. But then again, I ain't planning on hooking up any. Where are the intellectual people? This world is so fucked...

In this era where the righteous are being shunned and mocked while the sinful are being praised or even worshiped, I am a social outcast.

Террорист Кристоф

2009-02-07T14:24:00.007+08:00

This is the funniest shit that ever happened to me! I was down at the Russian embassy earlier, and was mistaken for a terrorist/spy or something along that line...

Tatiana had to do a new passport so I was pulled erm... I mean *invited* to head to the embassy together... Upon arrival, there were no place to park, so I dropped her off at the entrance, and drove a little distance away to park.

Now the embassy closes at 12 noon, so if anyone were to be at the gate by a minute pass 12, entrance will be refused. We arrived slightly before 12, but by the time I parked and walked over to the gate, it was slightly passed 12. I took out a cigarette and went on the phone while I waited across the road.

After an agonizing hour, Tati was still yet to be out. By this time, embassy officials were already taking notice of me and beginning to look outside to see what I was doing. It wasn't long before they started snapping pictures of me.

I thought it was fun so I started making weird hand signs and poses for their "photography" session. 5 minutes later, 3 Russian guys dressed like "men-in-black" came out and asked me "Excuse me Sir, we're from the embassy security department and we noticed that you've been here for the past hour. Can we just know what are you doing?"

"Well it's my first time here and I think it's a rather nice place, so I'm just looking around and surveying...", I replied with an evil grin.

They looked so freak out and to ease the fear of those poor folks, I decided to be nice, "oh, I'm just waiting for someone inside to get her passport done, and was just surveying the place to make sure I don't get a parking ticket".

They asked for my name, and the name of the person inside the embassy before they returned inside.

You are not going to believe what happened next... They went into the embassy waiting area, and began asking who's "Tatiana"! Moments later, Tati came out with a HUGE smile on her face, and said "You know, just now 2 guys came and asked me if I am Tatiana, and when I said yes, they asked if Christof was waiting for me. What evil things have you been doing again?!?!".

I burst into laughter and told her the story. "OK terrorist, be nice to Russians!" she said before I managed to force the translation of "Terrorist Christof" out of her - Террорист Кристоф

With an army of ladies like that, I can understand why the men sees me as a "terrorist".

Nice day.

Sexiest Part of a Girl

2009-02-01T14:55:00.006+08:00

Well the answer to "what is the sexiest part of a girl?" differs among individuals. Some guys say it's the tits, some will tell you the legs, some say the height and other hypocritical guys will tell you it's their eyes/lips/hair which in my point of view, is absolute bullshit. They probably just want to make themselves look like good and decent men.

Ok face it, at least I dare to come clean with the fact that I am no saint, and in my opinion, the answer to that question is not the eyes, not the lips and not even the hair. In short, I feel that the sexiest part of a girl is simply her ass.

I believe in one saying- "bones are for dogs, meat is for men.", hence I strongly believe that the bigger the ass, the sexier it gets. But hey, let me empathize this, I like big asses, NOT fat asses. "Big" and "fat" are 2 distinctly different things! And fat, is a HUGE turnoff.

So what makes a girl's ass so fascinating? Take a look yourself:

Latina ass
Asian ass
Ebony (Black) ass
Oriental ass
White ass.

Regardless of White/Black/Asian/Hispanic, a good ass, is and will always be, a good ass.

I have good taste, or so I think... LOL

Internet vs Reality

2009-01-31T01:48:00.007+08:00

I have been thinking, a lot of times, people warn others of "friends" you get to know via the internet. They say it's dangerous here coz you'll never know who the other person is. Don't show your pics, don't reveal your identity, don't give anyone else your cell number etc, etc... We've heard it all.

While this sounds logically correct, my insane mind worked its magic again and gave me some insights from another direction, prompting that this statement might be quite untrue.

You see, on the internet, people's identities are hidden. With their identities under protection, people are free to reveal their worst side. Hidden dark fantasies, secret plans to get laid and even the simple plain assholes they really are.

While people reveal their ugliest side on cyberspace thanks to identity protection, these same people, usually try their best to portray their best side in reality. They behave like righteous, upright gentlemen, truth to be known, who the hell knows what is inside their head? Most of them are just pretending. Total hypocrites pretending to act best they can as their identities are wide-opened in reality.

Pretentious hypocrites acting all holier-than-thou, I detest you. Don't give me the crap that you are righteous and pure, like hell I would believe that you don't even masturbate behind closed door.
Kiss my HOLY ass, bastards.

Girls Dig Sissy Guys?

2008-12-15T00:01:00.013+08:00

Recently, thanks to the metrosexual vampiric looks Twilight offered, something long forgotten struck my mine while I was watching it: - "Asian girls like sissy boys while White girls prefer men."

I am not trying to degrade Asian women but seriously, I've got a huge problem with the whole "bishounen" taste. I mean, how can any woman be attracted to a man, who is somewhat half man, half woman?

A guy standing like 5'10, and weighs something like 110 lbs. This would probably not be the ideal man of choice amongst White girls, but Asian girls (especially Japanese) dig them! What can be more gay than that? I don't even know how it's possible for a guy to weigh below 135 lbs...

Perhaps this got to do with the rising influences of the Japanese's standard of sexual attractiveness in Asia? To start it off, let's look at how the young minds wee being, well.. "educated" since youth.

Most of us have read comics, or manga (Japanese) some point of time in our lives. In fact, I still am a big fan of X-Men. Guys in Western comics are usually well-built, manly and matured, while manga prefer to have their guys slender, young and metrosexual: -

Justice League of America.

Final Fantasy's Cloud Strife.

X-Men.

Yu Yu Hakusho

As this bishounen image proved to become quite an attraction amongst Asian girls, boys are taking them into real life: -

I used to think that these sissy guys are appealing only to Asian girls, but after more than 114 minutes of Edward Cullen, I start to think the bishounen virus has gone west too...

Bag Work 2008 Winter

2008-11-13T17:50:00.002+08:00

Recovering from a long-term injury and picking myself up from a previous defeat, I rebounced and resumed training anew...

After a year since a torn groin muscle, I can finally kick above my head again.

Comments and advices are welcomed so as to help me improve.

Talking With Idiots Kills

2008-10-22T02:42:00.003+08:00

The title of this entry is indeed very true.

Here's a real conversation I had on MSN moments ago with one of my old neighbor in Singapore:

G: hI hows life

Me: pretty ok

G: where u now?

Me: at home, where else?

G: same meh

Me: nah, moved else where

G: tats y i ask where u mah

Me: back in taiwan

G: so where u stay

Me: taiwan!

G: i mean sg

Me: i told you i've moved back to taiwan!!

G: i mean where u r located in sg now

Me: ok you're totally not getting it, I said i've moved back to taiwan!

G: i tot u r in sg now

Me: why do you think i'm in sg?

G: ur blog says so

Me: my blog says i'm in taiwan

G: no

Me: dude, read it properly, it says “my return TO taiwan”, not “from taiwan”

G: oic

G: u stay TW whIch part?

Me: zhong he area in taipei

G: central ah

Me: t's not IN the city itself

Me: it's like toa payoh in sg, very near to the city, in fact just on the outskirt

G: ic gd mah..how long to reach city?

Me: 15-20 mins provided no jam

G: tats fast.. is near taipei or tai zhong

Me: tai zhong is hours away from taipei, what are you talking about, my friend?

G: cos u r saying taipei at 1st\

Me: taipei is the state i live in, my exact area is zhong he, it's an area in taipei

G: tai zhong is noT a state huh

Me: tai zhong is ANOTHER state

Me:which part of my conversation says tai zhong?

G: i tot u stay tai zhong nvm is zhong he. oic so u just need 15mins to reach taipei city?

G: oic so u just need 15mins to reach taipei city?

Me: something like that

G: ic gd huh stay at capital

Me: yeah it's good... no gst, erp, etc...

G: but ur outskirt so near to city y didn't develop

Me: the outskirt of the city isn't a farm, what do you mean by “undeveloped”, dumbo?

G: taiwanese liKe hot spring rite

Me: hot spring? that you'll need to go to 北投, it's inside taipei too, but it's a mountainous area

G: oic, so what u doin there? woRkin?

Me: i am taiwanese... isn't it odd to be asking why is a taiwanese back in his homeland?

G: what they do? no need to wOrk

G: ?

Me: my friend, i think you are from another planet...

Me: i am a taiwanese.. you mean i can't return to live in my own country?

G: i noe u stay at a heavenly place.. but what r u doin there except living there? no need to wOrk

Me: of coz i work for a living...

G: Ya what sort u Workin as

Me: i'm a road sweeper

G: sweeper agency ?

Me: no, just a lowly little sweeper who starts work at 5 in the morning and finishes at 5 pm after sweeping the entire stretch of highway

G: ic maybe u too free nuttin to do liao

G: so next can come ur place to stay when vacation?

G: since u so free we can go party there

Me: no thanks, i'm a busy little underpaid road sweeper. And my house is so small i can't even fit a a dog inside.

- I decided to log off before I start losing my sanity...

Back to "Tai Ke"

2008-10-14T00:54:00.010+08:00

Just in case you people are wondering what I've been doing ever since my return to Taiwan...

Guess what? Busy reverting back to being a 台客.

Oh yeah, by the way, that's my cousin, 仕傑 on the bike behind me. We used to live and grew up together.

Though living in the same environment and getting along with each other very well, we became two opposites of the same coin.

He's the "good boy" of the family: well-educated, polite, short hair, decent sports; while I'm officially the "bad boy": hate school, foul-mouthed, long hair, tattoos, chain smoking, boxing, and more...

Anyway, he's getting married next spring. His girlfriend is a Korean whose name I have difficulties pronouncing. It sounds like "Shou Jing" or something, as far as I can recall. Oh yes, and I am going to be his best man.

The worst thing I've heard since my return, was my cousin's girlfriend, who is a Korean herself, says I look like a Korean! I don't freaking want to be a Korean as they are known for their minute penises :)

Is my family weird or what? Almost everyone is getting involved in interracial relationships...

Need not say further, you guys should know who was with me in Taiwan - My tyrant princess (or queen as she puts it).

The absolute tyrant, bully like Empress Dowagers, only a Portuguese version of course.

Anyway I my tyrant's family decided to visit me in my homeland. While they were here, we took a trip to the seaside. And yes we have way nicer beaches here in Taiwan as compared to the ones in Singapore.

Cheers.

Homecoming

2008-09-25T01:12:00.007+08:00

I'm finally out of misery island Singapore for good!

I can never get used to the spicy food, hot weather, unreasonable high living expenses and of course, the authoritarian government. To top it all, tons of stupid people who only complain instead of actually doing something.

Let me introduce you to my homeland - Taiwan. I must empathize this: we are NOT a part of China. Fuck all who thinks that Taiwan is a part of PRC. You guys are just sucking on China's balls due to interest of commerce. Fuck you fuckers.

Taiwanese are subdivided into 3 castes:

原住民*Taiwanese aborigines*: They are native tribes that resided in the mountains.
本省人*First wave Han immigrants*: They are peasants and laborers who arrived in 1600s.
外省人*Second wave Han immigrants*: They are warriors, KMT soldiers who came in 1949.

Personally, I am of the second wave immigrant (aka warrior caste) heritage.

4,000 years ago, ancestors of Taiwanese aborigines who were genetically Polynesians settled on the island.

In 1544, a Portuguese ship sighted Taiwan and named it "Ilha Formasa", meaning "beautiful island". The Portuguese made no attempt to colonize Taiwan.

In 1642, the Dutch established a commercial and military base in Taiwan. They began importing laborers from China, which were the ancestors of the First wave Han immigrants.

Skipping all the LONG details, the Dutch were eventually chased out of Taiwan, then came the Japanese, who were also later chased out of Taiwan.

Later, KMT and China Communists went to war twice due to different political beliefs. China apparently gained support from USSR due to being their "brother" in communism.

Whatever it is, it is over and done with. Taiwan developed into what it is today without ANY help from China. The natives lived their own lives. The peasants farmed and harvested with their own hands, the warrior protected the country and fought with their own blood. What freaking right does China have to try to claim us as their own?

When all reasoning failed, they resorted to aiming 2000 missiles at us. This is absolute bully. With the world being materialistic and practical, China, the "awaken dragon" apparently gained much support from many countries due to commercial interests.

Listen up people, comparing Taiwan to China, we eat different food, speak different languages, have different cultures, traditions, lifestyles and political/social beliefs.

Is it right if England were to claim USA as one of its own just because most Americans' ancestors came from England?

Enough said. A picture speaks a thousand words.

Schlongs

2008-07-11T09:52:00.009+08:00

Here's a stereotypical joke about schlongs and ethnic groups:

A White guy was taking a pee by the urinal with an Asian on his right, and Jamaican on his left. The White guy took out his schlong displaying proudly a tattoo that say "HY" on it while he was peeing.

The Asian guy turned over, and asked: "What's HY?"

So the White guy said proudly, "It's for my wife."
He started stroking his schlong and soon, fully erected, it reads "HoneY".

Then the White guy noticed the Asian had a "HY" tattooed on his dick too, so he asked: "You got a HY too? What does it says?"

The Asian replied, "it's for my wife too," and shyly proceed to stroke it and but reads only "HeY".

Now, the Jamaican heared it all, "Guys look, I have a HY as well!", showing his black schlong proudly.

Straining their eyes to see the ink on the black skin, the 2 finally managed to spot the tattoo. Indeed there was also HY, so they asked: "It's for your wife too?"

Jamaican said, "No, it's for my country!" Stroking it to full length, it read: "Hello! Welcome to Jamaica! Enjoy your staY... (more to come) And have a nice daY".

So, since I'm 7 inches, I should read something between the White and Jamaican, maybe "Happy BirthdaY"? LOL

Good Wife's Guide

2008-06-24T10:49:00.004+08:00

Need I say more? Click on the pic to enlarge.

Cheers!

Interracial Shit

2008-06-07T01:25:00.011+08:00

Love is supposed to be "color" blind today, but sadly, this doesn't work well for Asian men.

Interracial dating and marriage seem common nowadays, but strangely, the White male + Asian female pairing seem to be 100 times the figure of Asian male + White female.

So ever wondered why Asian women are dating the White guys, while Asian men hardly get any White women? Thanks to the Western mass media, Asian women are often portrayed as exotic, sexy, gentle and feminine, while we, Asian men are often being unfairly stereotyped into these images:

Asian males are often unfairly portrayed as physically out of shape (skinny/fat/short), unattractive looking, comical and more than often, the sidekick of our White counterparts.

Are we really ugly? Unattractive? Or simply unwanted? I beg to differ, but here are some pics for you to make your own judgment:

Takeshi Kaneshiro from Japan.

Wang Lee Hom from Taiwan.

Andy Lau from Hong Kong.

Yeah, so those pro-White supporters will come telling me that I'm just using celebrities as examples. Fine, to shut your filthy mouths, here are some non-celebrities:

Another urban myth is that Asians have smaller penises. It's true that most Caucasians are taller and bigger framed than Asians but it is also proven scientifically that the size of the penis depends on the level of testosterones and not body size.

The theory of bigger body = bigger dick has totally been busted. The truth, just like a big man can have a small dick, a small guy can have a mammoth dick. Asian guys do NOT necessarily have small penises.

Dick size varies on an individual basis. Some guys have small penises while some have big ones despite Asian or White. If anyone try to debate otherwise, I will shove my 7 inches into your mouth and make you call me daddy.

SPGs, often argue that White guys look better. So I assume this dude's pretty hot?

Every race and color has its fair share of good looking and not so good looking people. So get your facts right, bird brains. Being White doesn't necessarily mean one's rich or good looking.

The strangest thing that happened when we talk about this topic, is that there will always be an Asian girl popping up to say that she wouldn't want to date Asian men, but have we heard a White girl saying she wouldn't date White guys?

Strange shit yeah?

Asian "Rice" Cars

2008-05-20T10:36:00.013+08:00

When I was in the States and Taiwan, I saw varieties of cars depending on individual preferences. Since residing in South-east Asia or SEA, I've grown to realize how strangely identical the tastes of drivers here are.

In the States, we name these cars Rice Cars, and their drivers, Ricers:

Here are some common characteristics of Rice Cars:

Bodykits plus lowered springs that make going over a bump a tortoise ride:

Expensive rims, darkened windows and paintworks that are usually red, blue, yellow white or black.

Racing meters on the dashboards which are useless except to pro racers:

Ridiculous huge ass spoilers , even on hatchback cars!

Air inlets on the hood (aka bonnet) to let dust get into the engine compartment. After the popularization of Japanese manga, Initial D, many junkies also began spraying their hoods black.

Most Rice Cars are also known to have huge asses, I mean exhausts which do nothing except making the car louder. And if possible, I'm sure many Ricers would want their exhausts, this big...

Once again, why are South-East Asians always so... Stereotypically predictable?

Right or Left Brain Test

2008-04-24T18:18:00.007+08:00

Do you see the dancer spinning in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most people, would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though if you try to focus, you can notice a directional change.

Left Brain Functions:

uses logic
detail orientated
facts rule
words and languages
present and past
maths and science
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
play safe

Right Brain Functions:

uses feelings
"big picture" orientated
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy and religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
know object function
fantasy based
present possibilities
impetuous
risk-taking

I'm a "right brain", what about you?

Far from the Best

2008-04-20T21:35:00.007+08:00

20th April 2008. My comeback fight after a 2 year holiday from boxing.

It was a real eye opener that for the past 2 years, many new fighters have come into the light and I must say, general standard of the sport has definitely increased.

Ok, luck must have been really against me that I happened to be matched up against one of the strongest and most experienced fighter in the competition, who is 5 kg heavier than my bodyweight. Oh well, so what's the big deal? I've fought bigger guys and more experienced athletes before. Same shit different day.

His punches were hard, but honestly, they didn't do much damage to me. I am far from the strongest fighter, but truth to be known, I definitely rank amongst one of the toughest. Being 'strong' and being 'tough' are 2 different things. Strength, in general means physical power and techniques, while toughness measures the ability to take hits and punishment.

Anyway, I got hit pretty hard a few times in the face and fell off my feet twice. Still I rebounced quickly every time and continued the fight. And honestly, my head didn't spin, my chin didn't hurt, my courage didn't decrease and my flame didn't die.

My lips were cut and bleeding, but I look at the referee in the eye and told him to continue the fight even though he was persuading me to give up. What kind of referee encourages athletes to give up his fighting spirit? As my opponent threw a storm of hard punches into my face again, I took all without showing any signs of pain or fear, and returned him with my punches whenever possible.

Still, a game a is a game, and I lost this one. However, I lived up to my reputation of being the unknockable tough guy who doesn't fear pain.

Sports is like life, you win some and lose some.I gave my best but it wasn't enough. Though I lost the game, I won the respect and hearts of the people by displaying fighting spirit, courage and toughness.

Credits to my opponent for displaying outstanding skills.

Back to more training... I am still soft, and have plenty of room to grow...

PS. The organizer is the crappiest ever! Medals were not prepared for athletes, only a bloody piece of "certificated" printed on some cheap-looking paper! Where is my silver medal?!?!?!?

Singaporean and Languages

2008-04-09T10:50:00.006+08:00

I find it strange whenever I hear Singapore criticizing people who do not speak English.

Honestly, as an Asian, despite where I live and stuff, I've always felt that my native tongue is in fact Chinese, or at least some Asian language. English is another language for communication, but never the native tongue of any Asians.

The truth is:-

Most Singaporeans cannot speak excellent English due to their accent.
Singaporean Chinese are mostly unable to pronounce Mandarin words properly.
Singaporean Chinese speak pathetic dialect, usually using English or Malays words to replace vocabulary which they do not know in their respective dialects.
Most Singaporeans who are non-Malays are unable to speak the country's official language, which is supposed to be Malay.

Despite of these flaws, some Singaporeans persist to criticize on the language ability of others.

I find it amusing on how some Singaporeans can be so damn proud of being able to speak English. Brazilians don't go around bragging that they speak Portuguese, People in Mauritius (African country) don't go telling you how good they speak French. Every society needs a common language of communication and it just so happens that English is used in Singapore. So what?

If you are proficient in 3 or 4 distinct languages, then that’s something to be proud of. But if you are proud just because you can speak English, maybe you're just stucked in some time warp where people are still worshiping the colonial masters.

SG Complaints Choir Banned

2008-03-13T06:20:00.003+08:00

Here's something rather interesting: The Singapore Complaint Choir.

Sadly, the Media Development Authority of Singapore (MDA) banned the all public performances of the choir just one day before the M1 Fringe Festival. Reason given was due to 6 members of the choir not being Singapore citizen, though they are living here permanently.

Instead, the choir conducted an invite-only performance to showcase their work, which I must say, proved to be rather refreshing. Anyway, here's the full lyrics (uncensored):-

We get fined for almost anything
Drivers won't give chance when you want to change lane
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I'm stuck with my parents till I'm 35
Cause I can't apply for HDB
We don't recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

*chorus:
What's wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you're not the best
Then you're just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What's not expressly permitted
is prohibited

"Ooh"

When I'm hungry at the food court, I see
People "chope" seats with their tissue paper
To the auntie staying upstairs:
Your laundry's dripping on my bed sheets
Please don't squat on the toilet seats
And don't clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till 85
to collect CPF?

*chorus

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared to die)
Singaporeans too kiabor! (scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

"Ooh"

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool (and pee too)
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc, en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

*chorus

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?

*At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches
Cannot access playboy.com

*chorus

Rather interesting lyrics I would say, except for the stupid attempt to rap and sing fast. With the Singaporean accent, it sounded really gross... 90% of the time, I had to refer back to the printed lyrics to try to figure out what they were singing (and rapping) about.

Singaporean Traits

2008-03-09T14:29:00.012+08:00

Anti-intellectualism is deeply rooted in the hearts of many Singaporeans. However, this does NOT mean that they are unintelligent, it simply describes a sentiment of hostility towards, mistrust of, or mockery against intellectuals and those with intellectual pursuits. Some anti-intellectuals perceive themselves as higher beings than most people, while others simply feel that people with intellectual pursuits are stupid.

I know, a lot of Singaporeans wouldn't agree that their countrymen are anti-intellectuals. But think again, when one were to be talk about profound contents, have you never followed up with a something like "too *chim* (Singapore slang meaning "profound), take it elsewhere" in mockery?

Though my personal experiences, I've grown to realize that most Singaporeans generally like mundane topics, such as cars, girls and clubbing. Anything more they will probably label you an outcast. If you aren't with them, you are against them. Or so they think...

Singaporeans, are also trend-followers, not setters. They follow the flock in whatever that's "in". A simple example is reflect in their taste bud. When some food is introduced, people rush for it, and once the trend is over, they move on to another.

Let's recap some that came and went over the years:

Bubble tea;

Taiwanese fried chicken;

Donuts.

Singaporeans, are also known for being *kiasu* (Singapore slang describing the fear of losing out), and *kiasi* (Singapore slang describing cowardice). Their ugly side reveal if they ever were to dine in buffets. They want to be number 1 in everything, and are famous for following the government's instruction without protest. In my opinion, these people are robots.

In the eyes of many foreigners, Singaporeans have long hit the top of the chart for being an inconsiderate and ungracious race. On national TV, the media likes to portray the idea that the country has a positive image overseas, but this is in NO way, absolutely true... It's basically to instill the sense of pride and patriotism, which had been surprisingly successful.

The most annoying traits of the people here, in my opinion, are the unmistakable bitterness and hypocritical patriotism pride. They are totally NOT receptive of criticism from foreigners and expect others to show them respect; while themselves on the other hand, love to criticize about every other country.

These self-centered idiots, should just go eat poo.

DAWN waYANG

2008-02-27T02:23:00.014+08:00

Dawn Yang, is indeed a complete *wayang* (Singapore slang for being pretentious or acting dramatic).

First she faked her heritage, then she faked her face though plastic surgeries, and now she's trying to ride on the wave of Edison Chen's sex scandal to shoot herself to fame? I don't know what else Dawn doesn't fake anymore...

It's been a long time since my post about Dawn, but seeing her hit the papers recently almost made me threw up my dinner.

Have you guys heard of anything she did that was constructive? All she does is shopping and clubbing. Now, let's put her stupid lifestyle aside and look at what I would call *disgusting*:-

Self-proclaimed to be an Eurasian with the blood of Dutch, Portuguese, Thai, Japanese and some other shit which I don't even bother to remember, Dawn Yang has indeed deceived many unsuspecting innocent souls.

With the new face that she "bought", she deceived some unsuspecting artiste agency into offering her training to become an artiste.

But apparently, she has NO talent. She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't act and she's not even real.

So ever wonder how she looks like before those surgeries?

Here a little evidence of the 2 being the same person:-

Dawn said the looks changed over the years.. Obviously she does not have a decent medical knowledge. The facial bone develops its structure complete around 16. And once development is completed, it stays on for life. Unless altered through external factors such as surgeries and trauma, it's not gonna change.

Natural changes of one's looks from those from a typical Asian to an "Ang Moh's" (Singapore's slang for "Caucasian") is bullshit! One more thing.. Her whole family is Chinese, so where did her "Ang Moh" genes came from? Let's see how alien she looks...

Her parents look obviously Chinese...

So does her family... Notice how alien she looks among them?

So when her mom's Chinese, her dad's Chinese, and her family's Chinese... Why is she a Eurasian? Is she adopted? If she isn't, by self-claiming to be an Eurasian, is insulting her mom's integrity and dignity!

Now back to the Edison Chen part, we know for sure that Dawn Yang is an attention seeker. By going on the paper and telling the whole nation about how a celebrity tried to court her, what else can she be?

If Edison did invite her for an one night stand, wouldn't she have told the paper a long time ago before his recent sex scandal became the talk of town?
Considering Dawn's erm.. interest to hang out with celebrities, and with one who looks like Edison, I doubt she'll reject him...
Most likely, I doubt Edison even know Dawn's existence, perhaps she's just taking this opportunity to ride on the wave to shoot herself to fame? Maybe everything's just like her face - FAKE.

As far as I can remember, she was supposed to be brought to Taiwan to become an artiste. Being a Taiwanese myself, I wonder why neither myself nor my friends have heard of her. Now back in Singapore with her "career" ended before it even began, she's been "degraded" to a mere model, who has to queue up and attend casting interview like all others for advertiser's selection.

I've seen Dawn before in real life, and seriously, her face is almost as wide as a basketball! Nature's design is that a big heads come with big and "blunt" facial features, while small heads comes with sharp ones. Here are some examples:-

Known for his large head, Jacky Wu has "blunt" features.

Well know for his big nose, Jackie Chan, has a big head too.

Having a small head, Takeshi Kaneshiro spots sharp features.

Known to possess an amazingly sharp nose, Andy Lau's head is also relatively small.

So why does Dawn Yang have a big head yet sharp features? Artificial alternations (i.e. plastic surgeries) of course!

And Dawn, if you are reading this, when I say you make me puke, guess what? You literally do!

Gay Teletubby

2008-02-17T18:51:00.010+08:00

Meet "Tinky Winky", the purple and largest male of the Teletubbies with a trigangular antenna on the head. He is notable for the red a handbag he carries. "Tinky Winky" has caused much controversy due to allegations that his behavior carried homosexual undertones. He is also found dancing in a ballet tutu on occasions.

When scheduled for national TV broadcast in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, spokesperson for Polish Children's rights, singled out the purple Teletubby due to her worries that the character may promote gay lifestyle to kids. "I noticed he was carrying a woman's handbag," she told a magazine. "At first, I didn't realize he was a boy."

Now apparently, this isn't the first time Tinky's been charged with gay tendencies. So what makes so many speculate about his sexual orientation? Take a good look: -

Dancing in a pink ballet tutu made for females.

Appearing on an advertisement in Oslo, Norway.

Once again spotted in a female pink fur scarf, notice the rainbow (gay symbol) antenna on his head?

Ok, truth to be known, they're ALL gays...

Latest news is that Poland have approved Teletubbies to enter her ground, on the condition that producers make some *necessary* amendments to Tinky in order to provide a more positive image...

Try not to laugh too loud: -

LOL

"Sun"Day We'll Know

2008-02-14T03:34:00.005+08:00

Unexpectedly, one of my early post on City Harvest's ass-shaking pastor Sun Ho ended up on THIS (<-click for link) forum. Seems like one forum member read my post recently and in turn, put up a link to my blog on the forum.

First I would like to thank user "MrBananaman" for his kind effort to conduct advertisement for me.

I'm not a member of the said forum, but decided to take a look out of curiosity. Apparently, most people generally agree with me that City Harvest Church, is a bad representation of Christianity and that Sun Ho, gave the public a very bad impression of servants of faith.

A reader called "Slipknot" of the previously-mentioned forum also commented that I am unworthy to be called a Christian due to my excessive use of the word "FUCK". I must say, this user, is a not only a typical narrow-minded individual but also one who debates out of point. His post can be found HERE (<-click for link), just scroll down to the lower half of the page.

What's the point of pretending to be holier-than-thou in your speech and behavior, when you're plain rotten inside? What's wrong with being honest and agitated when hypocrites are distorting truth and leading others on a wrong path?

1. Vulgarities are a form of expressions, so live with it, narrow-minded folks! Being a Christian doesn't mean being banned from such expression. It means to be with God, to learn and understand His truth and to share His love. And hypocrites are obviously using His name to lead people on the wrong path.

2. In my post, my point was about Sun Ho being a hypocrite to practice what she preached against. But "Slipknot" debated about many other Christians being singers. Nobody is against Christians becoming singers, we are against Sun Ho the hypocrite for various things she did. Oh well, he went totally out of point.

I'm not a racist and I'm not trying to get religious here, but which would you call a TRUE Muslim? A foul-mouthed one who is fighting against the terrorists, or a terrorist who acts holy and kill misusing the name of Allah?

As advised by a friend, I should take a softer approach and as a servant of faith myself, I should avoid using vulgarities. However, I hate pretending, I am the real me, and I am no saint. I serve God with all my heart and I do not hate these hypocrites, but I am against them. I pray that they repent, but will not hesitate to oppose them openly until they do.

If you think anger is a sin, think again. Check out the Bible, Exodus 22:24 "My anger will be aroused, and I will kill you with the sword; your wives will become widows and your children fatherless." Those were the words of God.

I believe love and anger (to an extend) can exist at the same time, being angry at the unrepentant but loving them enough to hope that they repent, and accepting them if they do.

"Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus!" translated from Latin to English: "Let justice be done, even if the world has to perish!". Justice, truth and righteousness should NEVER be compromised by the imperfect priorities and expectations set by man...

Criticism Reflections

2008-02-06T03:28:00.000+08:00

Recently, Taiwanese celebrities openly made some sarcastic remarks of Singaporeans' command of English. This has stirred up much anger amongst the locals and as expected, the sheeps of the little island has once again united to strike back.

Now, the main counter-remark from Singaporeans bottom down to one point "Who is Taiwan to criticize us when their English standard is lower than our?" Well truth to be know, this only proves that Singapore is no better.

Truth is, Singaporeans generally do not speak "proper" English. Though Singapore's standard of English is pretty much above most, if not all of its Asian counterparts, being a multi-racial society has caused it to adopt too many descriptive terms from various languages into its English usage.

Now, why do I say Singapore is no better? Ok, here's an example, and a close-to-life one: Most Singaporeans love watching soccer, after every major game, everyone passes remarks of how lousy players played, how badly the team performed and probably how stupid the referee had been too.

So in reference to their hypocritical statement earlier "Who is Taiwan to criticize us when their English standard is lower than our?", should I in return tell Singaporeans "Who are you to criticize the professionals when you are nothing?"?

People have a right to form their own opinions and comment freely. So Singaporeans, what makes you think that you are entitled to these freedom of speech while others should be deprived of them?

Please, reflect before you counter-attack senselessly...

What Do Girls Go For?

2008-01-27T22:46:00.000+08:00

A strange phenomenon among Asian societies is that families evaluates qualities of those their daughters want to marry. Instilling the wrong idea that a worth of a person can be judged materially, many girls grow up to look for "qualities" in a person, rather than simply following their hearts.

Qualities, as I mentioned can be categorize vaguely into 3:-

Looks;
Wealth;
Character.

I actually did some intensive surveys to determine which, do most women prioritize, and it is no surprise that people change as they age and go through different experiences in life. The result clearly this point:-

Females age 18 and below:

Looks
Character
Wealth

Females age 18-30:

Wealth
Looks
Character

Females after 30:

Character
Wealth
Looks

Men are not spared from the instilling the idea of quality searching either, but what males want, are relatively simpler. They generally want pretty, hot girls who are good on bed during dating, but when it comes to marriage, they want a virgin wife. They like intelligent women but hopes that their wives are dumb. They don't want their spouse to be spending their money, but would prefer if their wives devote to homemaking full time. Contradicting yeah?

Maybe the idea of having a woman with equal (or more) sexual experience, intelligence and earning ability scares Asian men off?

Well remember, all information stated on this post ONLY speaks on a general basis. I'm not saying every Asian is like that, but no doubt many are...

PS I know I'm NOT

Chinese Music Industry - so GAY

2008-01-23T23:23:00.001+08:00

Today's music Chinese industry is like a continental fast food outlet. Idols pop out overnight, sell a few albums to make some millions bucks and fans soon go after newer idols. This is just like McDonald's, producing their burgers in fast pace, crowd gathers and leave after they've had their fill.

The most disturbing thing is the quality of their songs. It's pretty much on the same level as McDonald's burger; cheap, fast but no real quality. After being in the Chinese entertainment industry for God knows how long, I've long realized that the best songs were produced in the 90's.

Not that I've got anything against songs from earlier times, but if you've heard songs from the 70's or early 80's, you'll probably agree with me on how monotonously light-hearted the musics are and the cheesy lyrics that revolves around the beauty of life; not to forget that they are 99% of the time, played with just one instrument.

Music from the 90's was an entire different era that marked the beginning of a new trend. Songs comprising modern music played by multiple instruments, and sentimental lyrics written in somewhat poetic way were made.

For instance, one of my person favorites: *別問* (Don't ask) by "張學友" (Jacky Cheung), not only that its music was perfectly sentimental, giving listeners a mixed feeling of sorrow and love, the lyrics were written in a classy yet comprehensive manner with what we call "内涵" (vaguely translated as deep "Connotation").

A sentence from its lyrics, meaning "Don't ask if it's right to dwell in my old dreams, and if I will be doing that" written in Chinese "別問魂縈舊夢對不對，也別問我會不會". Just name me ONE Chinese song of today, that can be written in such beautiful manner.

Pop songs of today from artistes like Jay Chou and Jolin Tsai, are more or less quickly forgotten. People listen and sing their latest songs, while most of their oldest songs had been forgotten.

It's easy to name so many once-pop-but-now-forgotten songs without even giving much thoughts; namely "愛在西元前" (Love before A.D.) by Jay and "你還愛我嗎" (Do you still love me) from Jolin. These songs were the BIG thing just a couple of years back, but today? Most people barely even remember they existed.

But hey, the exact same people who have forgotten these songs, actually remember, and most likely know how to sing songs like "練習", "吻別" and "單生情歌" from the good old 90's. So why do people not get sick of songs more than a decade old, but get bored of songs that barely hit 3 years? It bottoms down to the impact the songs give them.

Well not everything's negative for sure. Personally, I don't dislike Jay's music. He's talented in composing music which blends multiple instruments, but honestly, his lyrics lack major connotation at times.

While I'm rather positive towards talented artistes such as Jay, I am hostile to some. One good example is Taiwanese boyband Fahrenheit; the ultimate personification of gayness in all its glory.

So face the fact, you poor little idols are just kids singing low quality music, depending heavily on pretty faces and fancy packaging out to scoop a share of the fat lamb with no real talents.

Idol-chasing girls and Fahrenheit fans, welcome to the cold and cruel reality :)

First Ad of 2008

2008-01-21T23:11:00.000+08:00

Business rolled in on the third week of the year. I've just completed my first advertisement project of 2008. Hot from the oven, and soon-to-be-seen in Singapore.

It's a live Chinese variety show to be featured in 3 NTUC clubhouses. The main cast remains, while having different resident artistes of individual venues: -

Happy Days @ Bishan.

Jest D' Place @ Choa Chu Kang.

Scarlet City @ AMK Hub.

The background is constructed using what's called a "chrommy effect" on photoshop CS2. Tools used in sequence are:-

lens flare
chrome
dodge
lighten
wave
overlay

I've given you guys the hint, so have fun experimenting if you're interested :)

Holy Trinity

2008-01-20T21:16:00.000+08:00

A lot of non-Christians have the wrong concept that Christ is the son of God, and that God, is a singular being. You'll also be surprised that a huge handful assume that the catholic denomination believes in Mary, instead of Christ.

Well here's some proper knowledge for non-Christians:

ALL Christians, despite of denominations and sects (catholic/protestant/anglican/eastern orthodox), believe in God. Not Mary, not saints, but God.

We believe that God exist in a 3-Person form called the Holy Trinity. Each one is distinct from the other two, yet one with them. The 3 Persons are equal in every way, with one nature and being one substance: 3 Divine Persons, but only one God.

God the Father-
Creator of the universe a.k.a. Jehovah, Yahweh, etc. By far the most straight forward to explain in the Trinity. He is the Almighty creator who sits on His throne in heaven and oversees the world eternally.

God the Son-
Jesus Christ a.k.a. The Redeemer, Messiah, Lamb of God, etc. God who came into earth in human flesh. His role is to die for our sin so we may gain salvation. He is also the one who would return to judge the world by fire during apocalypse.

God the Holy Spirit (or Ghost)-
Often represented by a dove in art. Perhaps the most difficult to explain in the Trinity, a.k.a. The Comforter, *Angel* of the Lord, Spirit of God, etc. His is basically the spiritual link between man and God, guiding us to become better people.

An example I can think of is this: A monitor, a CPU and a keyboard. They are different from one another, yet come together to form a computer. Without one part, a computer would not be a computer anymore.

The word "trinity" is never found anywhere in the bible, hence some argued that it is not a biblical doctrine. But the absence of a term used to describe a doctrine does not necessarily mean it is not biblical. No man can fully explain the Trinity, though in every age scholars have propounded theories and advanced hypotheses to explore this mystery.

But just because we can't explain something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. After all, isn't God's existence beyond human comprehension in the first place?

Business 2007

2008-01-11T19:18:00.000+08:00

2008, a new year filled with countless possibilities which even I, a pessimist, am hopeful about...

2007 was a year of stability, with nothing particularly eventful, unlike 2006 which was a total shit. 2006 put a whole new meaning to bad business. Many industries were affected, especially mine.

The entertainment industry is an ever-changing one. When the economy is good, people are generally wealthier and tend to seek entertainment. During economic downturn, we have a nationwide of stressed and perhaps financially-unstabled people, so what kind of entertainment do you think they'll seek? Russian roulette?

Anyway, back to our main topic, here is a short recap of my main projects in 2007:

Celebrities Projects:

New year party: Fan Wei Qi, 1st January, Downtown East.

ABC show: NoNo, 17th November, Ophir Road (DHL Balloon).

ABC show: Cai Xiao Hu, 17th November, Ophir Road (DHL Balloon).

Countdown party: Joice Guo MeiMei, 31st December, Downtown East. (We were too busy to camwhore, so use one of her album cover to represent her)

Advertising Projects:

NTUC club Scarlet City press ad, 1 scale color on local paper, "Wan Bao".

NTUC club show poster for local singer Zhang Kai Lun.

Interior and exterior make-over and designs for local pub, 28 Meeting Point Pub & Lounge. This was the most frustrating project. Why? Coz the boss of the damn place still owes me money.

The above are the major projects of my own business in the Chinese entertainment industry. And of coz, I had filmed and produced a handful of minor shows such as:

As for my day job in the logistics industry, let's just say it hasn't been the most pleasant thing...

P.S. Anyone who may require the following services, feel free to contact me as I run and own a legitimate entertainment company:-

Advertising;
Artistes Agency (Celebrities and/or performers);
Concerts;
Events;
Shows;
Stages Services;
More...

Pikachu

2007-12-30T19:31:00.000+08:00

Pikachu from Pokemon, also called "Satan's *cute* weapon to take over the world", the creature that once swept the world by storm, infecting the minds of kids and some adults alike, has become another page in history.

When Pikachu was *the* trend, people did strange things to "honor" their fuzzy little yellow electrical-generating idol that speaks only "Pika~".

They turned their pets;
and their bikes too;
and even their cars

and if their desires were still not satisfied,
they turned themselves into Pikachus...

Anyway, the gender of Pikachu has always been debated by fans and haters alike... Now, the truth is finally out... Pikachu is a female! Take a look at the evidences:-

Seeing kids entering from her cute little hairless yellow pussy, doesn't it make you wonder where they'll exit?

Ah Bengs

2007-12-27T00:02:00.000+08:00

“Ah Beng’, a term commonly used to describe a particular group of Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men are usually spotted at crowded places during the day time, and when night falls, they are usually hanging out aimlessly at clubs or around the suburbs doing nothing constructive.

Ah Bengs are typically loud and foul mouthed. They speak local slang and are well known for their excessive use of vulgarities. They are also often stereotypically portrayed to be anti-intellectual, showoffs, ill-mannered, bad-tempered and lowly educated, hence leading to a lack of culture and involvement in crime, though to what extend is debatable.

When it comes to fashion, Ah Bengs generally go for flashy and trendy clothes. They are also well known to spot long and dyed hair. Ah Bengs can be seen smoking all the time while flashing their prominent tattoos.

Ah Bengs usually travel in rides which look something like this. Intensively modified Japanese cars to mimic the “sporty” look with stickers pasted all over. Most of the time, an Ah Beng is a gang-banger, or at least has some form of friendship or association with street gangs. They are also noted to date girls who are much younger in age so as to feed their dominating ego.

Despite being viewed as a social eyesore to many, they are not totally without good. Most Ah Bengs show filial piety, unlike those highly educated assholes who kick their parents out. They tend to make good friends as they usually don’t walk out on friends in times of need. In some instances, they also prove to be better boyfriends since they seem to bring their girlfriends everywhere they go, unlike those “Kandang” clubbers who flirt around outside their relationship.

White Lies

2007-12-16T23:03:00.000+08:00

Jesus Christ, a.k.a. Lord, God the Son, Savior, Redeemer, Son of God, Messiah - The one *Man* whom millions pray to, whose existence changed the lives of even more during and after his earthly time, including mine.

What I am going to write about, would probably change the opinions of many towards me. To think of it, I bet there are gonna be some hate mails too. If you take offense in the convention being challenged and have a problem opening your mind to new truth, you should probably leave this blog.

Now, when we say Jesus, a face somewhat like the one here comes to our mind. After all, most drawings of Jesus are somewhat similar too. Though it is widely accepted that Jesus was of Jewish heritage, most drawings of Him look uncanningly Aryan. That's the best proof that the Aryans (Whites) have by far been the most successful in claiming Him. The Negro (Blacks) try claiming Him too. More recently, even the Hans (Chinese) started claiming him as well... Everybody wants Him to be of their own race, and no I ain't kidding, take at the look at the evidences below:

The most common White Jesus

Black Jesus as seen in Africa and Negro churches.

The Last Supper - Chinese version. Told you I wasn't kidding!

Sad to say, most of these images are historically and scientifically incorrect. The longer I research into the heritage of Jesus, the more it points to one direction - that Jesus was a dark-skinned *Man*.

Biblical Aspect
Noah’s 3 sons:

Shem's descendants became the Semitic peoples who settled parts of the Arabian Peninsula, including what is now Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Jordan, Israel, and Lebanon. They were generally brown-skinned and the languages they spoke included Arabic, Hebrew, and Aramaic (Jesus' native language).

Ham's descendants became the various Black people who settled down in the African continent and parts of the Arabian peninsula.

Japheth's descendants settled in Anatolia, modern Turkey, and from there moved into the Caucasus mountains of Western Russia and from there settled Europe and Russia. They are the ancestors of the Caucasians.

But dear Jesus came from a lineage of Shem and Ham.

Logical Aspect
Soon after Jesus was born, Herod is said to have sent his soldiers to find and kill Him. To hide the baby Christ, His family fled to Eqypt. But pre-Arab Egypt was a dark-skinned society (as evident in hieroglyphs). Wouldn't it be foolish for a white family to hide a white baby in a black society? Who the hell were they going to cheat?

When the Romans were trying to capture Jesus, they needed Judah to kiss Him as a form of identification. If Jesus were fair-skinned, then He would have stood out among the dark-skinned people. Wouldn't that be obvious enough? Why was an identification needed?

Scientific Aspect
In April 2001, a research was conducted by a team sponsored by BBC. Forensic and archaeological techniques were used to reconstruct how natives of Jesus' origin looked like based on a 1st century Jewish skull.

Historical Aspect
Before White artists rose to power in influencing the people's mind, early drawings of Christ and his disciples already existed. These drawings, clearly show a dark-skinned Messiah. Here is one of the earliest found in Rome, and perhaps also one of the most accurate to how Jesus should have looked:
One who bears Middle Eastern facial features, yet has the skin color of a historically dark-skinned race. It doesn't really look too far from how a descendant from the lineage of Shem and Ham would have looked.

If you still think Jesus was a pretty blond boy with fair skin and perhaps blue eyes, then you're just telling yourself another God damn white lie...

Purpose of Life

2007-12-14T23:22:00.000+08:00

For centuries, philosophers have contemplated and debated over what is the purpose of life.

Answers changed gradually over eras, here are some common answers from people of today:

To survive
To find happiness
To seeks wisdom / knowledge
To fulfill certain destined duties
To have fun
No actual purpose
Study, work, get married, have kids, raise kids, retire, die.

Personally, being a spiritual Christian, I strongly believe that every individual is here for a reason. However, due to the gift of freewill and the influence of modernization, most people never did live, or even discover their purpose.

We are shaped by experiences through life. For instance, a faithful lover may turn into a flirt after suffering at the hands of too many unfaithful partners. A criminal may religious after being in jail. Lousy examples? Well who cares as long as you get my point...

The world we know today is filled with the snares of sin and temptations. Materialism corrupted this world, our worth being judged by wealth and lust consumes our mind as frequent as we visit the restroom, or even more. Not to mention that people today are more interested in earning money, partying and getting laid rather than having philosophical or spiritual contemplations.

In short, virtue and morality are being replaced by twisted modern theories.

So how does one find his purpose in this corrupted era? One has to look deeper, not externally but internally. Whatever it may be, one thing's for sure - it's definitely not in the sin-fueled modern parties...

Boxing Styles

2007-12-11T20:12:00.001+08:00

A conversation with someone some time ago but I can't remember who...
(Christof) (Some dude)
"What do you do for leisure?"
"I like sports."
"What sports do you do?"
"Boxing,"
"What else?"
"Sanda,"
"And?"
"Kickboxing,"
"And?"
"Sometimes Muay Thai too,"
"Do you even do anything outside the ring?"
"Yeah, I smoke."
Then came silence...

I'm sure everyone in civilized societies know what boxing is. For those not living in civilized societies, I guess you guys would perhaps call it fighting or maybe the way of life?

Well basically boxing is a prehistoric caveman sport, like what my girlfriend says, I don't deny it. But it's not as simple as putting 2 crazy dudes in the ring and make them beat the shit out of each other.

No two boxers fight in identical style. A boxer's style starts off with what he is being taught or has picked up in practice but gradually evolves with experiences and preferences to suit himself. Nonetheless, many terms are used which broadly to classify them.

Allow me to introduce some boxing styles:

Out-Fighter
Classic boxers who maintains distance between themselves and their opponent. They throw faster, longer range punches, most notably the jab. These boxers control the fight by using their jabs to keep their opponent at range, and using fast footwork to evade any opponent that closes in. They are often regarded as the best boxing strategists due to their ability to control the pace of the fight by wearing their opponents down gradually while exhibiting more skill and finesse. Out-fighters tend to win by decision or points.

Boxer-Puncher
A boxer-puncher is an out-fighter who has heavy fire power in his punches. They use the same hit-and-move tactics of an out-fighter, but instead of winning by decision, they tend to wear their opponents down before scoring the knockout. For a fighter who uses this style to be effective, he needs to have good footwork, stamina, endurance, jabs and/or leads, and good speed and power.

Slugger
A slugger is basically one who goes berserk in the ring throwing a storm of punches and going all out on offense with little or no defense. Many sluggers tend to lack mobility and have difficulty pursuing fighters who are fast on their feet. They prefer a more stable stance from which they may throw the harder, slower punches and tend to drop combinations. They may also have a tendency to load up on their punches by pulling back the arm before throwing the punch.

In-Fighter
In-fighters stay close to their opponent, throwing intense flurries and combinations of hooks and uppercuts. A successful in-fighter needs a good "chin" because this usually involves being hit with many jabs before they can maneuver close to the opponents. In-fighters are generally shorter and has less reach than his opponents, thus being most effective in a close distance where the longer arms of their opponents make punching awkward.

Bob-and-Weave Fighter
Since in-fighters are generally short, many utilize their stature to their advantage, employing a bob-and-weave style by bending at the waist to slip underneath or to the sides of incoming punches. Unlike blocking, evading an opponent's punches disrupts his balance and permits a counter before his extended arm is being pulled back. Some bob-and-weave fighters have been known for being notoriously hard to hit.

So now, which style do I belong to? Those who know me well enough should know... :)

Christian Clerical Clothing

2007-12-07T21:32:00.000+08:00

Let me share something about priest clothing today... Before I begin, if your idea of a priest looks something like this:Then we're probably not communicating on the same frequency... Now, wipe that picture off your mind! What I'm talking about is this:
Apparently many people, including Christians (shame on you) don't know the differences among Christian clerical clothings. In fact, they don't even know its official name. "Coat", "robe" or whatever you call it, is actually called a cassock. Repeat after me, CASSOCK... And the white "thing" around the neck is simply called a clerical collar.

Now let me introduce you the various types of cassocks and collars. First, we'll go into the cassock:

Roman cassocks are usually single-breasted with a series of buttons down the front. Traditionally, a cassock has 33 buttons to signify the number of years in Jesus' earthly life. In today's context, it is NOT necessary to have a specific number of buttons. However, most still choose to have a number that has certain religious significants (eg. 12 buttons to represent the 12 apostles). It is not uncommon for a Roman cassock to be worn without a cincture.

Anglican cassocks on the other hand are double-breasted, fastening at the opposing sides near the shoulders. They are more nearly always worn with a cloth cincture and generally have 39 buttons signifying the 39 Articles of Religions instead of 33 in the Roman style.

Roman cassock (left) vs Anglican cassock (right)

A Tab-collar shit resembles a standard dress shirt, but with a smaller collar. The collar either buttons or pins flat against the shirt, and a white strip is inserted to form a small white square. Some priest may choose to use these shirts for non-ritual and daily purposes due to various reasons such as climatic factors and to avoid attracting attention.

Now comes the collars:

A Roman collar has an opening to reveal the inner white layer. The opening rather narrow, measuring around 1/2" to 1" in general.

Though similar in design, Anglican collars have openings significantly wider than their Roman counterpart, with widths usually 1 & 1/2" or wider.

The Christians Brothers adopted another style called the "Brother Collar". This style does not spot any opening but reveals a little trim of the inner layer at the top.

Though also worn by Catholic priests, Protestant pastors however may prefer to wear a what they call a "neckband" as the clerical collar is commonly associated with Catholicism.

Preachers Tabs (which can be easily mistaken as untied bow ties), are sometimes worn to identify the preacher of the day. However, they are rarely seem nowadays.

Greenhousing Kids

2007-11-25T15:27:00.000+08:00

Greenhouse, a structure built to protect plants against external factors, to ensure their survival but somehow made them weaker than how they were designed naturally... Strangely, a lot of parents, especially Asian ones have adopted the same theory, to encase their kids in a parental greenhouse overprotectively.

Most would argue it's natural parental instinct to protect their offspring, while other would say it's just the right values of humanity, but personally, I agree with an age old saying in this context:- "what does not kill you, make you stronger".

Many would assume that being the only son (in marriage) to pretty well-to-do parents, I would receiving all the doting and protection. On the contrary, I actually received more hardship in my younger days than most people do.

Like a lion that cast its cub over the cliff in an extreme test of survival, my folks believe in another age old Asian saying: "doting your child is equivalent to killing him". Hence being the only son and therefore naturally shouldering high expectations, I was put through very difficult trials throughout my youth.

Well I don't hate my folks for that, on the contrary once again, I'm actually thankful that they didn't make me into a spoiled brad. Looks at those whom at 30, enjoying luxurious lives but still doesn't literally *owning* anything... Their cars are bought by their folks, and they probably can't even fend for themselves if their parents didn't exist.

Now I'm not being sadistic to encourage parents to torture their children just because I had a tough childhood. But what I'm saying is, the world is a cruel place, overprotected kids usually grow up to become dependent adults, always expecting things to be easy and freaks out when things don't go their way.

Jesus loves kids (and everyone else), but does He shield them from everything in the world? Does He freaks out whenever one of his children falls? Or does He watch with love but let them learn as they walk?

Protecting your children is indeed an act of true love, but sometime, don't you think it's better for them to learn through actual experiences? I can explain the pain of a fall, but you'll never understanding until you actually fell.

So please don't deprive your children of their opportunity to live their life, to climb up after falling down, to grow stronger through pain and to learn to become better people through errors. It's truth that some may eventually walk the wrong path, but then again, it's another part of learning.

Nono & Cai Xao Hu

2007-11-18T15:43:00.000+08:00

17 November 2007, after many months of planning and preparations, finally the performance with Taiwanese variety show comedian NoNo, and veteran Taiwanese "Min Nan Yu" singer, Cai Xiao Hu is over.

Prior to the show dated above, we were practically running all over Singapore to promote our event and also the product of our sponsor, ABC Extra Stout. The cast was fine, the show was fine, the crowd was fine... But I just had to work with some mother fuckers who spoiled my day...

Well, enough said, here are some pics:-

With veteran singer Cai Xiao Hu. He's one of the most approachable I've met. Most veterans I've worked with were just way too arrogant...

He offered me some singing tips and kept complimenting my looks and voice to others saying I make a good artiste. *blush* (yeah right) Seriously, I think I was undeservingly over flattered.

NoNo, a familiar figure for those who watch Taiwanese variety show. He's pretty much a comedian in real life too, and I constantly irritate him on purpose saying his stage name, "NoNo" sounds like "Nor Nor" - a Singaporean slang used to describe the female organ (if you know what it means)... :P Oh yes, how can I forget my dear "momok" who assisted me in many of my projects. Thanks baby! Well I know I look kinda dumb in the photo since I was sweating like crazy...

I can't help but complain about that really old pic of me they put on it. Though widely accept, the word "artist" is most commonly used to describe practitioners of visual arts. I prefer "artiste", a French word imported and used solely to describe entertainment performers in English context. Most importantly, I'm horribly disturbed by the word "Manger" that follows... What the fuck? It's ManAger. Whoever did the printing ought to be shot. It's fine if you can't spell, but at least use the damn spellcheck!

Ouch...

2007-11-16T02:07:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

Pardon me for not being able to update my blog promptly for the past few weeks... Workload is killing me with so many leaving the service, while the remaining had to multi-task and cover the responsibilities of those who left.

My trainer is out of town (as usual), and hence I'm currently training with my trainer's trainer... He's a hardcore old school boxer, who does not believe in the modern sports science. His theory is old school: hard work, and more HARD work despite injuries...

I have to say, apart from being a good fighter himself, he's really good at pushing others to their limits too. I can't even remember how many push ups I did, how many punches I threw at the bag and now many miles I actually ran in one session alone.

The result of my recent trainings with him? Stronger/faster punches and better endurance, severe muscle aches and a right humerus that went slightly out-of-place from the shoulder socket...

Apart from the inability lift my right arm, having problems bending the arm close to my mouth during eating/smoking, severe pain throughout the day and even during sleep, I am still, pretty much alive...

Ancient Aircraft

2007-11-07T00:33:00.000+08:00

During my studies into the paranormal and unexplained, I came across this topic which I think would be interesting to share:-

The following is an authentic photos of hieroglyphs found in a New Kingdom Temple located at Abydos, Egypt:
So do you see something modern and familiar? Well actually there are FOUR..

1) Helicopter?

2) Submarine?

3) Airship?

4) Hovercraft?

Experts have came up with theories that repeated overlapping carving and coincidences cause the hieroglyphs to form in the way that resembles modern machines... Honestly, I am not convinced.

The theory of ancient people having machines may sound ridiculous, Atlantians with super technology may sound too imaginary, but what if there were psychics who could foresee the future, which is what we call "today"? Think about it...

Ladies Night

2007-10-24T01:37:00.000+08:00

Ladies, don't be deceived by clubs. "Ladies Night" is NOT a privilege to you. In fact, it is nothing more than a business strategy, and in details, a strategy that humiliates, degrades, and make use of YOU as a sex object!

So why are there "Ladies Night" but never "Men's Night"? The reasons are pretty straight forward:-

Club owners are usually males. They prefer to see pretty young chicks in the house than a horde of sausages.
They believe males are horny bastards (which I agree) and by increasing the number of female patrons, more males will follow.
Their stereotypical idea of attracting females since females are generally either unable or unwilling to pay.
Their plan to use younger girls as sexual attraction to get older males who has the spending ability.

By participating "Ladies Night", a female somehow voluntarily subjects herself to being used as sexual bait while participating males only prove to be dumb.

Clubs in the United States have been successfully sued by men who felt discriminated against by "Ladies Nights".

PS. I'm NOT a male chauvinist but neither am I a female chauvinist. I'm an advocate of TRUE sexual equality.

"Pubic" Property

2007-10-21T15:12:00.000+08:00

Warning: Adult sexual contents ahead! Kindly skip this post if you are offended by such!

Well, I'm sure everyone at some point of time have watched porn. Some may have done so in their teens, while perhaps more... erm... "slower" ones did so only after entering adulthood (which I think is rare).

Anyway the point is, if you compare American porn to Japanese ones, the first thing you'll notice is probably the pubes of the girls. In western culture, shaving of pubic hair is common for hygiene and personal grooming reasons and perhaps also considered a sexual arousal. However, Japanese for some reason, seem to possess resentment against it.

Here are some photos of porn stars from different region for your reference:-

Japanese porn stars

Now the Western ones..

I guess that puts a picture to my words :)

Well after some research and discussion with Japaneses, I think perhaps I've found the reason for this... erm... "phenomenon" . In Japan, people love bathing in natural hot springs called "onsen". When others, especially older and more conservative fellow bathers see a girl with shaved pubes, they usually associate her with indecency as it is a common trademark of prostitutes in their culture.

Still, I can never understand this explanation... I mean porn stars ARE prostitutes in a way, just that they do it with specific people on screen. It's not of any better decency after all...

Most importantly, girls with pubes on screen is MAJOR turn off according to my taste... *pukes*

Mars Life Evidences

2007-10-14T20:05:00.000+08:00

Little green men, squid-like creatures or even flying saucers that shoots laser beams... We've heard them all and seen even more on Hollywood. Here's a more realistic look on possible lifeform on Mars.

The following evidences are from official sources, and are NOT edited. Some pictures were rotated or zoomed providing a clearer view but their original contents were NOT altered.

[Face on Mars] -We've heard about it and seen it on pics and videos, the images of Cydonia Mensae sent back by the Viking Orbiter in 1976. Yet scientists came up with big theories which laymen cannot understand to cover up the truth.

They claimed that it is a natural terrain that under specific lighting conditions, such optical illusions were formed. Now, I'm not even gonna post up the picture they CLAIMED the "face" truly looks like. The "true" pic doesn't even look half as close to this one. I think they are probably insulting everybody's intelligence. Many people asked me, why didn't NASA just simply blank out the area with photo effects, well simple - the image was sent back in 1976, do you think Photoshop was available like 7-eleven?

What are the chances for such a symmetrical structure with clear geometric shapes to be formed under natural coincidences? Experts have calculated the chances are like 1000 billion billions to 1. Why didn't NASA bother to do a replication of the event here on earth for everyone to witness the power of coincidence? Because they know that it is impossible!

Take a look at the full view of the area where the "face" lies, anything you see similar to it?

Next comes something really interesting - [Transparent "Tubes" or "Tunnels"]. They were discovered in 2007 by non-NASA researchers who analyzed over 20,000 MGS photos. These "tubes" run throughout several areas on the planet in a complex system, sometimes even inter-connecting. Judging from the light patterns on the photos, photo experts have concluded that it is safe to say these "tubes" are transparent or at least translucent.

Till date, NASA has provided NO explanations for these "structures". It seems like they have ignored all questions from the public altogether. Perhaps they're having a meeting right now on how to explain such "structure" to be another act of natural coincidence?

And even if they do come up with some BIG theories again, how are they going to explain the light orb within one [Tube]?
Just when we thought the face saga of Mars was over, here comes another "face" discovered on another location outside Cydonia! This one however, looks slightly different as compared to the previous one. For easy reference, we call it [The Crowned Face].

Isn't it getting a little way too coincidental? If it really is pure coincidence, I think Mars is even luckier than a lottery winner! Probably the personification of planet Mars can hit the jackpot of all machines in one night, and perhaps also win every card game if he visits Vegas...

Here is a copy of the "crowned" with colors added to give you a clearer picture. However, I must stress that ONLY colors were added, there are NO editing:
Now, let's go back to something a little more familiar to Earth's context. Scientists claimed that Mars is a red desert, but somehow pictures say otherwise. Here are some pics of possible [Vegetations] on Mars South Polar:
Original view from MGS,

Hue added and rotated 68 degrees clockwise,

Zooming in to the top right portion.

Now does it look familiar? Of course, green was added to provide a more familiar color to vegetation. But considering that Mars has a different environment to Earth, scientists believe plants can have color ranging from copper to red instead of the regular green they have here on Earth.

Here's also a possible specie of gigantic Martian plant in this pic taken from the top of Mars South Polar. If these doesn't look like trees with their branches clearly defined, I don't know what else does...
Coming up is something a little more exciting for paranormal fans: A [Humanoid Skull] found in the desert of Mars?:
Notice what the leftmost blue arrow is pointing at?

Look again after zooming in...

Somehow, structures resembling [Pyramids] can also be seen on many parts of Mars. Here is a pic of my personal favorite area Cydonia:
Once again, we can see the "Face of Mars" on the top right corner.

This brought about a shocking comparison between the "pyramids" on Mars and that of Giza on Earth. Again, without a doubt, scientists have explained the similarities to be coincidence. I mean, are there really SO many coincidences in the world? If the possibilities of two places on different plants being so similar, should we be seeing people who look almost exactly like us all the time? It's either I'm missing something here or they're just not getting real...

Here's a final look at Cydonia from another angle. Once again, we can see the structure or the "pyramids" and the "face" clearly.

Now can we be really so ignorant to say that there is nothing out there?

Decided for yourselves...

Red Moon Re-rising?

2007-10-03T02:01:00.000+08:00

28 August 2007 marks the event of "Red Moon Rising", a lunar eclipse that turns our closest celestial neighbor, the moon copper-red.

It was disappointing at we couldn't catch the event live here in Singapore, due to some big reasons professionals came up with, and which I am unable and unwillingly to explain with big scientific theories which I probably don't even understand.

However, while I was smoking by the windows looking into a night sky 2 nights ago, something in the sky caught my eye. A copper-red moon pretty much like what I saw on TV.

I couldn't believe my eyes and hence snapped a few photos with my camera:

I swear I didn't edit the photos in any way, and it was even redder to the naked eyes. Apparently my stone age cheap camera didn't captured the colors too well but I think it's clear enough for anyone without color blindness.

Can some experts on astronomy kindly provide some clues to this? I don't think an event called "Red Moon Re-rising" is scheduled for October...

PS: the little dots of light in the pictures are from the nearby buildings, they are NOT stars or any kind of phenomenon...

Why Emigrate?

2007-09-26T01:36:00.000+08:00

Over the years, we have seen the emigration rate of Singaporeans dropping significantly. FOR ONCE I compliment the local government for the increasing standard of living over the past decades.

The government made public comments about emigrants being quitters. Since most Singaporeans are mass produced cook-cutters from the factory, potential emigrants naturally suffered a lot of prejudice and discrimination from the rest of the brain-washed population with no individuality.

Personally, I don't see why emigrants should be discriminated. Everyone has the freedom to decided where they want to live. Now, don't think I love Singapore. As a matter of fact, I'm against a lot of policies the Singapore government set. I don't like the way they handle politics, I don't like the way they handle people and to summarize it: I don't like them...

Here are some reasons why people might want to emigrate:

The welfare of the people should not be sacrificed for the rapid growth of the economy. Imagine you're old, sick and dying, you're unable to work and medical bills are too high. On top of it, you're in a country with no social safety net. Don't talk about saving while you're young, honestly do you want to slave your ass off during your prime, and keep every single cent? That's pretty impossible, let alone in a country whereby cost of living is sky high.
To be able to participate in a civil society. People should have the primary influences in the running of the country. Civil servants should serve the citizens, not lord over us and push us around.
To live in democracy, not oligarchy.
To have a free media without censorship of the government so that we can truly know the world instead of knowing only what they want us to know.
To actually be a property owner and not a technical leaseholder.

And the MOST important point, which is also my personal all time favorite: Because I want to be able to express my love for the people/country and point out national problems without being prosecuted and crucified by political agenda!!!

However, the government is right about emigrants being quitters. The people should stay on, and show the world that we care and love the country, and that we would let the people sitting at high places hear our voices, even if we have to fight from the bottom all the way up...

The road to democracy is never easy, but God is my strength...

Morality vs Crime

2007-09-22T02:18:00.001+08:00

Something which I random contemplated today: Are criminals people of little or no moral values? Do law abiding citizens truly have moral values?

My thoughts on today's contemplation: Criminals are NOT necessarily immoral people. Likewise, one with no criminal record may not truly possesses good morals. The reason is simple, most people restrain from committing crime due to fear of legal punishment, such as jail, records and of course, FINE in Singapore's context.

Education as we know today, empathizes little on the code of morality. Due to the diversity of ethnic groups, the definition of right and wrong is vague. What is unnatural to some, may be essential to others. Hence we are taught and controlled by one simple philosophy: - Abide the law, or else be punished.

However, I do believe that not all criminals are immoral. As we know, "crime" is also a very vague term to describe actions. It can range from causing harm to others such as robbery, assault, rape and more. Other activities such as hacking, forgery, or even simple ones like not paying taxes and exercising freedom of speech in some countries can also easily get you a jail sentence. Yes it is true that rapists are immoral fuckers not matter how you look at it, and that I personally can't agree more too. However, what the fuck is wrong with free speech?

Imagine this scenario: 20 people are divided equally into 2 groups, A and B. Out of 10 members, 5 have been charge with rape. in group A. While group B, out of its 10, 2 have the same charges. So which group possesses higher moral values? Most would say group A of course.

Here is a case study: What is out of the 5 non-rapist in group A, all of them genuinely felt that it is wrong to hurt others, hence they choose to remain crime-free? And out of the 8 non-rapist in group B, only 1 truly believe in not hurting others while the remaining 7 did not commit the actual act due to the fear of jail but had in their minds, rape beautiful girls over a million times.

Think of it...

Naval Piercings

2007-09-17T01:13:00.000+08:00

Naval piercing - a common trend amongst ladies in today's fashion sense may seem trendy or even sexually appealing to some. But few actually know the truth behind their real function.

During a recent stand-up comedy with local comedian Kumar, he mentioned this topic and it's really an interesting insight! That's why I've decide to share with all readers about this truth...

Now as we know, females sometimes experience... Well I would say not-so-pleasant odor from their genitals. This can be caused by several factors such as health, diet and biological issues... While most females are generally ok, some cases can be quit intolerable to the extend whereby it becomes a turn-off during sexual intimacy.

When such cases happen, it's always good to have an air freshener around... And the place to hang them? That's right! From the naval... LOL

Now guys with stinky dicks can consider this innovative methods too! :)

Sun Ho the HYPOCRITE

2007-09-10T02:02:00.003+08:00

Now I'm sure most Singapore Christians have heard about a shitty church called City Harvest and their shitty pastor, Sun Ho. Personally, as a Christian, I think City Harvest has shamed us all by preaching nonsense.

I can't speak for God, but if God is the loving God said in the bible, I don't think He wanted His church to be decorated like a 6 star hotel with a super theater when that money could have helped a lot of unfortunate people... Anyway, this post is about Sun, not City Harvest. If you guys like me to comment on City Harvest, tell me and I will write something about it the next time.

Sun Ho was known as a pastor when she was preaching in the church together with her husband, Kong Hee, founder of City Harvest. However, when she was commented to be an inappropriate example of a pastor, she denied that she was ever one, claiming to be only the "musical director" of the church. So if she were never a pastor, why did she accept and acknowledge when members of the church addressed her as Pastor Ho?

I mean come on, don't deny God you bitch! I won't accept being address as Father Christof if I'm not an ordained, so if you aren't a pastor, why would you accept being addressed as one all those years before you became a singer?

When she first began her career, she relied heavily on her church's influence on its members to push her to fame by supporting her album and concerts.

And if memories didn't fail us all, Sun preached about modesty of females in modern society. She advised female church members not to wear revealing clothes, not to dance in sex-like manners and that disco music is a way for the devil to influence humans. So what happened to that holier-than-thou Sun?

The above MTV contains everything she preached against! In it, she dresses like a whore and dances like getting fuck to "evil" music. If that ain't hypocritical, I don't know what else is...

We know her husband Kong Hee who is also a pastor apparently drives some expensive BMW and lives in some luxurious condo. I never knew religious servicemen can earn so much... Perhaps their lives outside church is SO luxurious that they believe they have to make the church like that too? City H_rv_st (would you like to buy a vowel?).

Anyway, my point is, don't fucking franchise and commercialize Christianity you bastards! And don't preach something that you don't sincerely advocate. Practice what you preach, mother fuckers!

PS Sun Ho, if you realize, Geishas are of Japanese culture. Why are you calling yourself "Geisha" when the song obviously says CHINA wine. Are you dumb or anything?